Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

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njoo na weyee upate ma like ya kutosha

Aje tu tutapiga na likes, kwani kuna mtu asiyetaka kupendwa!

 

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kamata likes [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Umejitahidi brother!

 

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Papa Mwenye Mafedha James Rugemalila mutu ya watu, Dah sasa hivi ipo na Babu Seya na Kitilya Kekoooo, kweli Maisha hayana fomula

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Jamaniiiiii.Likes zimezidi huu Uzi.Hali IPO wapi?? Likes Si ziliwekwa Ili watu wajitahidi kuweka points vizuri?? Sasa.kama.kuna likes za burebure points zitakuwaje?? Roho inaniuma sana watu kupata points za bure

Neema imetushukia kila kona raha raha

 

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UNAMPA LIKES NGAPI HUYU DADA


Mume: Hallo my queen...

Mke: Nambie my darling...

Mume:: Nimekumiss honey...

Mke:: Hatamimi nimekumiss ile mbayaaa..

Mume:: Samahani mke wangu leo sitaweza kurudi nyumbani nitakuja kesho asubuhi..

Mke:: Unasemaje? na uishie huko huko ......kalale kwa hao hawara zako.....mwanaume mmbaya wewe kama Sokwe ...sijui hata ni Shetani gani alinishawishi hadi nikaolewa na Sokwe kama wewe.... yaani najuta .....sikupendi kabisa toka ndani ya Moyo wangu....Sikupendi hata kidogo..... Naogopa hata watu kujua kuwa umenioa.....naona hata aibu..

Mume:: Punguza jazba mke wangu...niko Bank.....kunafoleni ndefu sana......

Mke:: Ahh!! pole sana darling.....nakuonea huruma handsome wakipekee....but baby...usisahau kuniletea pesa kidogo.....ninashida na laki 2....halafu kuna ile elfu 70 anayonidai mama Amina leo alikuja kunikumbusha....

Nimekuandalia maji ya moto sweetie ukijakuoga mume wangu kipenzi.....then ukumbuke kuniletea chips na kuku wa kuchoma gengeni...nimemiss sana....Nakupenda sana Mfalme wangu....

Mume:: Ni Bank ya kuchangia damu...

Mke:: Na wakutoe yote....bora ufe tu....hunafaida yoyote...nyoo..potelea mbali ......mijitu mingine bhana!!!!


wanawake mungu anawaona

Hahahaha

 

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Nimemuona, kumbe na yeye anazipenda ila anamwaga tu povu eti anajidai ana akili kuzidi Jembekillo.

Mwehu yule, afu member! Anyway competition ni nature ya binadamu! Chukua likes

 

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Mkumbuke kusoma mnacho-like msije mka-like matusi

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Wadua mmoja mmoja wanaanza kulala

Saa zangu hizi!

 

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Jamani mmeenda wapi

 

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Mbona siwaoni

 

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Kimya kabisa

 

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Leo Hata daku hamli

 

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Rudini jamvine

 

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Aaa wapi. Utarudi tu. Uzi huu ni zaidi ya Cocaine!

Nimerudi!

 

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Napenda likes kuliko kula

 

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Napenda likes kuliko kula

Naona usingizi umewabeba haswa!

 

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Mango 833

 

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Rudini jamvine

Duu wako hoi haswa

 

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Mango 833

Upo ISIS

 

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natafuta Girlfriend wa kike

Mtafute Miss Natafuta mkuu..