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Bleaching your skin till you shine brighter than your future is not a problem, the problem is having White Face, Yellow Hands, Chocolate Lips, and Black Legs..My sister are you a zebra?
 
Jinsi ya kuvuka barabara pale baghdadi Iraq .....tazama kulia tazama kushoto kama hakuna gari kisha tazama juu kama hakuna rocket karibu kisha tazama nyuma kama hakuna terrorist na kisha tazama ulipokanyaga kama hakuna Bomu LA kutegwa na kisha vuka barabara kwa zigzaga kukwepa risasi
 
Kuna demu kanitumia sms
" Baby nipo hospitali nimelazwa, naomba unitumie sh 50000. Nikipona nitakurudishia.."
Nimemjibu " Ukifa je.!?"
* Kwenye hela sitakagi ujinga kabisa.. *
 
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Ukubwa wa pichu = ukubwa wa msambwanda? Siyo lazima bana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Nime miss rafiki yangu bingwa wa rivasi.

Tangu malaria nilikuwa na dispensari hapa ndio nipo na kucheki, nimekwenda dawa kuchukua Ijumaa kugundulika Gongolamboto, ili nimeze daktari baada.


Yule bingwa wa rivasi ilikuwa kwenye gazeti gani vilee
 
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