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[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon MBEYA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon IRINGA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon SONGWE

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kenyan parents be like! Come and greet your Uncle ,he travelled to UK before you were born, do you still remember him?....
Now tell me how????

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon KATAVI

 

[Joseverest]

Sitak kukumbuka Zamani

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[konge]

NYIE WADADA MNAOLALAMIKA KUWA WANAUME WAKIWAPA MIMBA ET WANAKIMBIA....NAOMBA NIWAULIZE HIVI UKIFUNGA GOLI UWANJANI UNABAKI KARIBU NA GOLI AU UNAKIMBIA KUSHANGILIA!!!
bhangi tamu sana.

Hii kali

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon KATAVI

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP...
1st day = Date
2nd day = Hug
3rd day = Hug again
4th day = Kiss
5th day = Long kiss
6th day = Sex
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AFRICAN RELATIONSHIP...
1st day = KFC
2nd day = Chicken inn
3rd day = Pizza Inn
4th day = Agree
5th day = Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed...
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed...
9th day = Kiss
10th day = Long kiss
11th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
14th day = RAPE!!!!!
15th day=jail
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[Joseverest]

Nimekwisha kuandalia mavazi yako yapo kule

hunter hunter

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nowadays!! If u don't look sharp u gonna date a lady twice. They'd be like,
Boy:hey bae you look familiar.
Girl:you dated me in 2010, I was dark then [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon RUKWA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon KIGOMA

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If Your Armpits Starts Itching in Public,Just Know that Your Partner Is Cheating and that Person is nearby
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[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon SHINYANGA

 

[mzee wa liver]

SHEMEJI LAMBA HARAKA TUMALIZE NATAKA NIKAOGE, Jamaa kusikia vile akavunja mlango kwa hasira na kuingia ndani, kakuta mkewe na ndugu yake WANACHEZA KARATA"

Wivu nomaa asee!

Hahahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kitambi ikifika level fulani, nunua gari yako. Sio kusumbua watu wa matatu ukiketi kama uko na jiko katikati ya miguu...[emoji23]ama namna gani my frens?[emoji23][emoji2][emoji1][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Asante shimba ya buyenze kwa updates

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I have a side chick who is a police officer, she just comes in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till next day. Then she takes me back and tellls my wife “we are not done with investigating and I shall pick him anytime “

Hatupendi ujinga na side chick wangu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good afternoon MANYARA