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Mume baada ya kurud om after work kachoka kamkuta mkewe aliye mtoa sigimbi kwa bibi kanuna balaa.
Mume: una nini mke wng?
Mke: kwani hujui?
Mume: ningekua najua nisinge kuuliza mke wng.
Mke: siku hizi sikuelewi kabisa mume wng, wataka nikupende vp?. Nataka unieleze ni nani anaitwa Alarm anapiga simu kila siku alfajiri tu na wewe unaikata ili nisisikie maongezi yenu.
 
Sometimes nikisoma Bible huwa namchukia shetani sana...
Yani imagine alikua anamshawishi Yesu abadilishe mawe yawe mkate....

Yani inamaana now Nyumba zetu tungekua tunajengea mikate....

Kwaiyo kama umejenga kwenye hifadhi ya barabara Tanroads wakija na chai tu... Wanaikula Nyumba yako yote.....

Asee I hate shetani na idea zake zote....
 
Bwana alikua ameketi na wake zake wawili sitting room waangalia TV pamoja. Akawa anasikia kiu lakini akaona ni hishima kumtuma yule bibi mdogo. Alipokua amekwenda kuleta hiyo glasi ya maji, bibi wa kwanza akaanza "Sasa ndio wanionesha nini! kama ni maji basi sote twajua kuteka. Ama wataka kumwangalia mwendo tu akienda na akirudi kuni dhalilisha mimi. Sawa lakini mungu yuko, dhalimu mkubwa wewe huna uadilifu mwanamume wewe basi tu" Bibi mdogo akirudi na glasi yake ya maji nae akaanza "Haya musha zungumza hiyo siri yenu! najua ulikua waniondoa ki hikima mupate kunisengenya lakini inshallah mungu atawashinda na dhulma zenu hizo" Heri angebaki na hio kiu yake maskini .
 
Mchina aisikitikia Simba Sports Club kushindwa kutwaa Ubingwa_____________________________

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I feel like crying
Especially that part when he said Simba is 汦睯攺
 
MKE; (kachukua simu akaanza kuongea kwa hasira),mume wangu uko wapi mpaka mida hii saa 4 za usiku?

MUME; Mke wangu unalikumbuka lile duka la urembo ambalo tuliukuta ule mkufu wa dhahabu ambao ulisema unaupenda sana halafu nikakwambia sina hela ila nikasema ipo siku nikipata hela nitakununulia?

MKE; Yes,yes napakumbuka dear,enhee niambie mume wangu!

MUME; Okay sasa kwa nyuma yake kuna bar,nipo nakunywa hapa!
 
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