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[Gordita]

 

[andjul]

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[Numbisa]

Ha

Hongera
Aisee kila nikikuona nashtuka

HahHahaa halafu wewe

 

[moudgulf]

Huyu ndiye muhenga aliyeanzisha ule usemi wa chanda na pete....

Mwambieni apite afanye maonyesho ya hayo madini mitaa ya Tandika double cabin. Ajionee kitakachomkuta[emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Numbisa]

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Hahahaaaaa

 

[Gordita]

Friends Forever

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[carbamazepine]

Do you know marriage is the cheppest way of having sex??
You pay dowry of 200k and you stay with the woman for more than 30yrs, which means you pay Sh6667 per year, Sh556 per month and Sh19bob per day or less and you go as many rounds as you wish. Why go for a prostitute to pay 1000 for one stand tena round moja.
Wanaume muoe na muwache ujinga.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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"Wanaume muoe na muache ujinga"

 

[Numbisa]

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Hahahaaaaa

 

[Cole Williams]

Toa likes pata likes

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Bado hajaupata umarekan anamiliki green card napo alisaidiwa na mumewe kuipata. Bado anatumia passport ya Tanzania. Angeupata umarekan kamili lazima angetangaza

Angekua analipwa tungeona mashauzi,yule anapenda maisha ya juu mno ila ndo hivyo tena uwezo hana. Nadhan anajitolea tu kuondoa stress na kukata tamaa .

Kama ni Mtanzania bado wanashindwa nini kumrudisha? Tena wakati huu wa Trump nadhani inawezekana kabisa...

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Numbisa]

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[Cole Williams]

Bado hajaupata umarekan anamiliki green card napo alisaidiwa na mumewe kuipata. Bado anatumia passport ya Tanzania. Angeupata umarekan kamili lazima angetangaza

Angekua analipwa tungeona mashauzi,yule anapenda maisha ya juu mno ila ndo hivyo tena uwezo hana. Nadhan anajitolea tu kuondoa stress na kukata tamaa .

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Ndoa zinachakaza. Maweee !!!

 

[Gordita]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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"Wanaume muoe na muache ujinga"

Jamaniii...!!!

 

[carbamazepine]

Bee kisser tops:
Lakini wanaume hawaambianagi mtu akiwa smart.Unaskia jamaa ikiuliza na leo ni lini?

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Kuna light skin aliniringia ati vile kwao hawakulangi ugali..... Sai nime mwona kwa posho mill.. Sijui anasiaga pizza[emoji38]
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Dear brother
If you know you can't use a condom...avoid ugly women they are very fertile[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Si Mimi nimesema
Labda ni mugabe

Mi Tangu Ni Buy Blender Maisha Imekua Shwari ...Yani Ile Kitu Inanibamba Nayo Ni Ati Nkitaka Kupika Uji Asubui Naeka Maji Moto Kwa Blender Then Natupa Ugali Ya Jana Uko Then Drrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrr Oya, Uji Tunayo Hatuna[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ngoja Niende Ivi Nakam

*[emoji56]Nko confucious and am being confused*[emoji56]
*Hebu na wewe imagine Kwa mfano tundu la choo lingekua na kamera linarekodi movie we ungekua season ya ngapiiii??*

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*#ujinga siachi*

*A grain of sand in a condom is more dangerous that a needle in a shoe....*

####Museveni quotes 10 min ago

*Jamaa usiku kucha "ananyamba".! Ovyo kwa kila aina ya sauti. Mara pwii.. ! mara fyuu.. ! mara puu...! mara pyeeh..! Mara tata taa...! Mara buuu...!*
*Mkewe akamuuliza una nini leo ?*
*Akajibu nasikiliza ringtones za matako yangu..! maana kuna zingine nataka kuz delete..*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Pumbavu KABISA*

After a sleepover
Boy:Hi beb
Girl😛oa sana candle
Boy:mbona unaniita candle
Girl:juu ulimwaga haraka[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] . [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Albert long [emoji111][emoji111]Madem pia hawapendi ujinga[emoji322][emoji323][emoji119]

*Kama kuna ushamba sitawahi acha ni kuoga na gunia, Hiyo kitu huwa inasugua hadi laana* [emoji16][emoji1]

Using a condom is a sign that you are having sex with a person you're not supposed to be having sex with.
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Lakini sometimes me hukaa apa nje ya ploti naskia tu kucheka ,unapata kasmallboobed kakitoka bafu eti anajifunika na towel mpaka kwa shingo,sasa anaficha heartbeat ama?.... Sister kuwa criaz na life

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CENTRAL Bank of Kenya CEO is 55yrs Old. He
Earns approximately 3M KShs. per month and he is single.
Lakini sasa wewe fala uko 18.. A Fresher umepata HELB ushamleta bibi HOSTEL ukamuoa...
Kijana unafaa kula kofi moja mzito to Restore Factory setting in your Head.

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I thought being Kenyan was stressful till i met an Arab called Saq Madik
How will he mention the name at job interviews?
Man: Your name
Guy: Saq Madik
Man: suck your what???
Guy: Madik

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Haki nimecheka
Asante!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[moudgulf]

Ukipata muda ingia jukwaa la siasa au la celebrity sheikh wa dar anatukanwa

Nitafanya hivyo

 

[Gordita]

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