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[Danpol]

Mbona jibu rahisi tu, "Bakhari"

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[mzee wa liver]

Hahahahaha! Sisisi.

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[mzee wa liver]

He is probably thinking about VIAGRA.... I wish I had at least one to take care of business.

Hahahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahahahahahaha lol! Eti Mbunye tu ndiyo haipo. Hakuna Mbunye za kuorder Mkuu?

Hapana mkuu. Hizo sijawahi kuzisikia [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

AMEN MKUU. U mtu mwema na mvumilivu sana mkuu. Sijawahi kukuona ukitukanana na mtu humu hata mafisi ya CCM yakikukorofisha namna gani. Utamwaga kicheko tu na kwenda zako. Mungu Aendelee kukupa uvumilivu huo na hakikisha unaurithisha kwa vijana wako ili wakawe nao katika nyanja zote. Utawasaidia sana katika maisha yao !!!

Amun Ra

 

[mzee wa liver]

Haaa Haaa
ety midah?......

Wanga mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahahaha! Itakuwa hasira zake anazimaliza kwa kulia peke yake chumbani.

Mkerewe halisi hana mambo ya kulia lia wewe ...

 

[andjul]

konge na HARUFU wamepotea sana humu kama Mkuu Clever King

@HARUFU nilimuona kwenye uzi wa kijana wa Mbeya(rip) alishusha mistari ya wimbo wa SUGU- nipo mikononi mwa polisi

 

[mzee wa liver]

Tena pussy ya mama yake!!! Makubwa haya! Sasa mtoto akiuliza mama nini hii? Atajibiwa vipi? Inahitaji moyo kweli

Mara mia iwe hivyo kuliko Mtoto kuwa hanithi

 

[BAK]

Naona tabia walishindana Mkuu hivyo kilammoja kushika 50 zake. Nadhani yule mrembo kaolewa sasa mila sina hakika ya 100% na tangu wakati ule kuna movie yake moja iliflop vibaya sana jamaa kaamua kujichimbia.

One of favorite actor alive...
Hivi kwanini hakumuoa Vanessa Paradis huyu jamaa ???

 

[mzee wa liver]

Nimesoma sentensi nzima, sikuelewa chochote ila nimeambulia neno VIAGRA tu.

Hahahahaha

 

[3llyEmma]

Wanga mkuu

Kumbe nahao huwa wana midah?

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mi nipo nakaangiza hapa kitimoto. Mungu Anisamehe...

Kuna sehemu kwenye Bible inasema tusile Nyama ijumaa kuu

 

[BAK]

Sawa Mkuu nimemuona hata mimi sasa hivi katika uzi wa jamaa anayeuliza mpenzi wake kamwambia ajaribu kuwa romantic, sasa yeye haelewi anauliza ana maana gani?

@HARUFU nilimuona kwenye uzi wa kijana wa Mbeya(rip) alishusha mistari ya wimbo wa SUGU- nipo mikononi mwa polisi

 

[Danpol]

Prof J ft Dr Jose Chameleone ~ Ndovyo sivyo [emoji445] [emoji443] [emoji442] [emoji445]


Prof na Dr waliua hapa sio kidogo, Old skul za sie wa kizazi hiki,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

konge na HARUFU wamepotea sana humu kama Mkuu Clever King

Clever King yeye aliaga kabisa kuwa he was done with JF...

 

[mzee wa liver]

Wadau huku nyamakengere kuna baridi kinyama
vp kuna mdada ambae yuko single mimi nimpet pet hum hum JF...........

Nenda jukwaa husika

 

[Danpol]

Wakikilewesha pombe dawa haitafanya kazi. Si kanachovya tu mara moja na kutoa au dawa inataka ni lazima kapige vitako kadhaa? Mama si anaweza kujifanya kasinzia halafu anakatrick tu? Au dadi naye anaweza kusaidia hapo kidogo...They have to be creative...

Ila wazazi jamani Mungu Awabariki. Huwa wanatuhangaikia sana !!!

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[BAK]

Ndiyo Mkuu mida yao ni ile ya ambayo wanahakikisha 99.9% ya wanadamu wamelala fofofo ndiyo wao kumekucha kwenda kufanya yao.

Kumbe nahao huwa wana midah?

 

[mzee wa liver]

No! It gets worse. Kitimoto nasukumizia na wine. Nyama nakula. Na kulewa nalewa. Mbunye tu ndo haipo otherwise ningekuwa na perfect trifecta...[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

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