Shimba ya Buyenze
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[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]Mimi walinitumia kwa halotel,eti mjukuu wangu tangu upate utajiri umenisusa kabisa babu yako[emoji23][emoji23]shwainiiii kwabisa hawa
Thubutu, ataacha vyote lakini siyo mjani[emoji3] [emoji3]Nimeaikia jamaa kaokoka sasahivi anaimba kwaya,sijui mjani kaacha
Hahahahaaa marahabaaIsangang'walugesha gubasabi batale ba mang'ombe [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Amu faini kwa kweli... Hivyo vyote tumeumbiwa wanaume...tulage tu[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]Kweli simba akikosa nyama hula hata nyasi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hawayuu shemeji
Asante sana shem[emoji120][emoji120][emoji120].Ukiona hivyo ujue hilo ni pepo. Unakemea kwa nguvu zote...Siku imeendaje? Nafuu ipo? Nilikuombea [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]
HahhahahaHata mimi nilimwambia hivyo hivyo. Unaibusu tu na unainusa kwa ukaribu ili siku nzima uwe unatabasamu tu kwa raha zako. Kowekazi wanakuuliza mbona leo unatabasamu hovyo hovyo basi unafunga macho tu na kunusa kwa hisia huku ukijua jioni utaikuta imesafishwa imeng'aa inakusubiri. Maisha jamaaaaa !!!
Huo umbea naomba upige u turn uje kwangu[emoji23][emoji23]Nimeona,nimerudi na umbea wangu.Limenishuka shuuuu...
Mambo ya denda hayo mkuu, porini nako wako vizuri kwenye suala hilo[emoji3] [emoji3]Zinapigwa au ni harakati za malavidavi?
It takes one to know one [emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️[emoji1550]♂️Mbowe: Zamani tulimchezea magufuli tukadhani ni dictator Uchwara, aisee ni dictator kamili
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Hhahhaha!!Praar nipe buku nikacheze tatu mzuka[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]wapi jirani[Mashemeji Wangapi - Mbaraka Mwinshehe]
Mashemeji wangapi mimi nimechoka
Tena majiuliza sana wanatokea wapi?
Wanitia majonzi nakuwa na wasiwasi
Unaniweka roho juu imani nawe imeshanitoka.....
(Chorus)
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Naota naota nadanganywa
[Mbaraka]
Kila mtu Shemeji hata yule Shemeji
Abdallah pia Shemeji?
Nia afadhali nifungue shule iitwe COLLEGE ya MASHEMEJI!
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Naota naota nadanganywa.......
Yaani ukiweka solar ya kueleweka hawa TANESCO unakuwa unawacheka tu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hahhahaha! Ulikielewa?Chezea pyaar, juzi aligonga kijaruo kile cha kisunu huko
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]yaaani weweMingi tu mfano mlango wa mods,wa carba,wa kitoo(ooohooo kitoooo kitooo weeeeee am just imaging shimba anavyolalamika hahaha) etc
Umeanza...Wewe mbona unajitoa?Mingi tu mfano mlango wa mods,wa carba,wa kitoo(ooohooo kitoooo kitooo weeeeee am just imaging shimba anavyolalamika hahaha) etc
Alitokwa povu huko na post za jana[emoji23][emoji23]Kamanda anamuogopa malkia
Kwa mujibu sheria za Tanzania, (makosa ya kujamiiana) kumkonyeza mwanamke bila ridhaa yake kifungo jela miezi 6 mpaka mwaka 1. kwa ushahidi wa aliyekonyezwa. Kazi kwako mkuuHivi kukonyeza ni zambi??