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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the grooms mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mothers advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "Ive got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]that feeling in church na hii baridi when the pastor talks about how Joseph refused to have sex with Potiphar's wife and you almost shout "What The ****" bt unakumbuka uko chach[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]juu
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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the grooms mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mothers advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "Ive got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
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carbamazepine said:
Nimeshindwa kujizuia [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]akii tena
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Aaaaargh !!!

Ushaharibu kila kitu...

We Kazaramo wewe hovyo kabisaa !!!

Sijui nikutie kwenye iginoa listi wallahi?
 
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