myoyambendi
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- Sep 13, 2013
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Aisee..
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji2][emoji23][emoji23]Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the grooms mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mothers advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "Ive got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
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iMshambuliaji wa Liverpool Mo Salah anachunguzwa na Polisi wa Merseyside nchini Uingereza baada ya kuonekana kwenye video moja akiendesha gari huku akitumia simu, inadaiwa kuwa Club yake ndio iliyopiga simu Polisi kuwafahamisha kuhusu video hiyo ya Mchezaji wao.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]that feeling in church na hii baridi when the pastor talks about how Joseph refused to have sex with Potiphar's wife and you almost shout "What The ****" bt unakumbuka uko chach[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]juu
😂😂Am I the only one whose goal for 2018 is to achieve the goals of 2017 which I didn't achieve in 2016 as I promised in 2015 and planned in 2014?
Na kweli kiko ndani😂😂
Kwan alichapwa bro?Atakuwa na id nyingine. Ila aliniangusha sana. Wife kabisa halafu anachezewa na viandaeitini! Iliniuma utafikiri mi ndo jamaa...
Japo kuchapiwa ni siri ya ndani lakini....
😂😂😂😂Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the grooms mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mothers advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "Ive got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], walishindwana dau.....Sijui lakini...Inasemekana eti.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Kwan alichapwa bro?
Aaaaargh !!!Nimeshindwa kujizuia [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]akii tena
Nisamehemwe tu[emoji120][emoji120]
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ila yule jamaa atakuwa aliridhika hata kwa zile picha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], walishindwana dau.....Sijui lakini...Inasemekana eti.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]