Vitu vya uongo tunavyoonyeshwa kwenye muvi za kizungu

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

CONTROLA said:
Hii ipo mkuu in real life sema haitokei ovyo na wabongo wengi huiforce..

wakati nitendo linakujaga automaticaly bila wahusika kujielewa mnajikuta tu..

Unatembea zako njiani uko bize na simu. Ghafla unagongana na mdada aliebeba makorokoro kibao na yanaanguka chini (always huyu mdada lazima awe pisi kali). Anachuchumaa kuyaokota na wewe unamsaidia.

Wakati mnayaokota unamshika mkono.. anakuangalia usoni na wewe unamuangalia macho yanagongana... mnaangaliana kama dakika mbili halafu taratibu mnaanza kusogeleana mpaka midomo inakutana mnakiss, mvua inaanza kunyesha na kuanzia hapo mnakua wapenzi! Kesho yake mnaonekana mko beach mnakimbizana na kumwagiana maji....Life is so easy kwenye movies.😂😂

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

ndalibanza said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 au anatokea mtu kwa nyuma anampiga gongo la kichwa , kama sivyo unaskia mlio wa risasi paaaaaaah! unajua staring amekufa ivo. mara adui anadondoka taratiiibu huku steringi haamini amini kilichotokea , ndipo anapojitokeza mpenzi wake na kabastola mkononi , wanakumbatiana na denda juu, huku maandishi ya movie kuisha yakiwaziba msione kilinachoendelea. yan hawa sijui wanatuonaje?

Na unakuta dakika mbili zilizopita huyo adui (ambae ni muuaji wa kutisha) alikutana na huyo mpenzi wa staring kwenye ngazi, akampiga ila hamuui anamuacha amelala hapo na bastola ipo pembeni ndio anamfata staring. 🤣🤣🤣 Jamaa wanatuona maboya sana

Kibereko · Nov 14, 2020

1. Bunduki kutokuisha risasi. Ushawahi ona kwenye muvi mtu ana ki bastola au SMG anamwaga risasi lisaa lizima na haziishi? Uongo mtupu.

Na hiyo Movie inakuwa ya masaa 3 au 5?

Wazungu wanatudanganya sana kwenye movie zao ni kweli kabisa ila ni Uwongo wenye kufanana na kweli kabisa mpaka kuja kugundua umedanganywa ujue umedanganywa kweli kweli.

Trainee · Nov 14, 2020

Mdada Mhusika Mkuu wa muvi (queen wa muvi) lazima awe mrembo tena lazima awe na uhusiano wa mapenzi na star wa kiume. Kadhalika star wa kiume lazima awe handsome. Kisha muvi nyingi wawili hao ndo wanakuwa kila kitu wanakijua hapo mtaani kwao na hakuna anayewazidi

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TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Gwele said:
Hahahaaa mkuu huwa nashangaaga majambazi wa aina hiyo yaani anaacha kumuua sterling on the spot anaanza kumuongelesha na kujitamba huu ni uongo kabisaa

Yaani wanaudhi sana hawa jamaa. Unakuta jambazi kaingia home kwa mtu kimyakimya usiku, anamkaba na mito au anamchoma kisu mtu anakufa. Hakuna mtu aliemuona jambazi kupo kimya kabisa. Cha ajabu jambazi akirudi kwenye gari/pikipiki yake aliyopaki kichochoroni kwenye giza, anaifurumsha kwa mwendo wa kasi ajabu na makelele kama yote. Mbele kidogo anawapita maaskari waliopaki zao pembeni wameuchapa usingizi mpaka wanashtuka na kuamka wanaanza kumkimbiza 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hapo unakuta eti huyo ni serial killer wa kimataifa ameshawasumbua sana polisi, interpol, CIA, KGB mpaka JWTZ wanamtafuta miaka nenda rudi 😂😂😂

Kanungila Karim · Nov 14, 2020

Umewasahau Wahindi.
Unawahua Wahindi wewe?
Sunny Deol anampiga ngumi jambazi Kariakoo anaenda kudondokea Buza

Trainee · Nov 14, 2020

Majambazi yanavamia (benki super market etc) na vyombo vya ulinzi vinashindwa kuwadhibiti kabisa ila anatokea mhuni mmoja na kuwahandle vizuri tu majambazi hao

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Kanungila Karim · Nov 14, 2020

TheChoji said:
Yaani wanaudhi sana hawa jamaa. Unakuta jambazi kaingia home kwa mtu kimyakimya usiku, anamkaba na mito au anamchoma kisu mtu anakufa. Hakuna mtu aliemuona jambazi kupo kimya kabisa. Cha ajabu jambazi akirudi kwenye gari/pikipiki yake aliyopaki kichochoroni kwenye giza, anaifurumsha kwa mwendo wa kasi ajabu na makelele kama yote. Mbele kidogo anawapita maaskari waliopaki zao pembeni wameuchapa usingizi mpaka wanashtuka na kuamka wanaanza kumkimbiza 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hapo unakuta eti huyo ni serial killer wa kimataifa ameshawasumbua sana polisi, interpol, CIA, KGB mpaka JWTZ wanamtafuta miaka nenda rudi 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂kubabae

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Trainee said:
Mdada Mhusika Mkuu wa muvi (queen wa muvi) lazima awe mrembo tena lazima awe na uhusiano wa mapenzi na star wa kiume. Kadhalika star wa kiume lazima awe handsome. Kisha muvi nyingi wawili hao ndo wanakuwa kila kitu wanakijua hapo mtaani kwao na hakuna anayewazidi

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Na star wa muvi hata awe kijana mdogo mwanafunzi wa chuo, ila lazima ukute anajua kuendesha kila aina ya usafiri kuanzia gari, pikipiki, boti, edikopta, treni.... yaani hata umpe kifaru anagonga gia...😂😂😂😂

Kanungila Karim · Nov 14, 2020

TheChoji said:
Na star wa muvi hata awe kijana mdogo mwanafunzi wa chuo, ila lazima ukute anajua kuendesha kila aina ya usafiri kuanzia gari, pikipiki, boti, edikopta, treni.... yaani hata umpe kifaru anagonga gia...😂😂😂😂

Star anapigwa risasi hata 15+ lakini hafi.
Jambazi sasa, risasi moja chaliiii

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Kanungila Karim said:
Star anapigwa risasi hata 15+ lakini hafi.
Jambazi sasa, risasi moja chaliiii

Tena ya mguu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 au ngumi moja tu anazima jumla

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Kanungila Karim said:
Star anapigwa risasi hata 15+ lakini hafi.
Jambazi sasa, risasi moja chaliiii

Unakuta majambazi 10 wanamshambulia star kwa risasi ila zao hazimpati, ila yeye kila akipiga moja unaona jambazi anakata viuno anadondoka chini 🤣🤣🤣

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Muvi za kutisha sasa: 😳

Ni usiku wa manane, giza totoro, umeme umekatika, mvua inanyesha huko nje na radi. Mtu anashtuka usingizini anasikia kitu kinagusagusa kwenye banda la nje ambalo liko umbali kama wa kilometa moja kutoka main house. Cha ajabu huyo mtu anatoka na kuanza kwenda kwenye hilo jengo bila chochote usiku huo kuangalia kuna nini!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yaani hata kama nyumba imejaa watu hawezi amsha mtu amwambie amsindikize. Asubuhi ndio watu wanaanza kumtafuta hawamuoni, wanakuja kukuta kiganja cha mkono tu ndio kimebaki😀

Selikavu · Nov 14, 2020

na wahindi wapo kundi gan hapa sasa😂

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

Mgirikipanther said:
na wahindi wapo kundi gan hapa sasa😂

Wahindi wao kesi yao ipo nje ya uwezo wetu hao bora tuwaache tuu... 😂

code4494 · Nov 14, 2020

I'll Ni filamu tu,na huo uongo unaendana na ukweli ndo unaoburudisha na kuleta msisimko.....

Selikavu · Nov 14, 2020

TheChoji said:
Wahindi wao kesi yao ipo nje ya uwezo wetu hao bora tuwaache tuu... 😂

🤣🙌kabisaa

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

code4494 said:
I'll Ni filamu tu,na huo uongo unaendana na ukweli ndo unaoburudisha na kuleta msisimko.....

Ni kweli mkuu kuburudika tunaburudika ila ifike mahali tuseme enough is enough jamaa waturudishie chenji zetu 😀😀. Haiwezekani inapotokea star labda ametekwa halafu anasafirishwa kwenye msafara ma magari kama matatu manne hivi. Mara anatokea jamaa na rocket launcher anaanza kuyalipua yale magari. Haijawahi kutokea gari ambalo star yupo ndio likawa la kwanza kulipuliwa! Yaani magari yote yatalipuliwa ila lakwao litabaki na watatoka wazima au watatoroka somehow. 😂

LuisMkinga · Nov 14, 2020

TheChoji said:
Kuna ile eti unakuta jamaa kakutana na demu, hata hawajuani. Wanaongea maneno mawili matatu jamaa anaanza kumuangalia demu usoni halafu anamsogezea uso taratibu. Eti demu nae anasogeza mpaka wanakiss. Hii ijaribu mitaani uone utakavyolambwa makofi [emoji1787]

Ongezea wanabanduana bila kondomu na wakimaliza mbanduano hawaogi
Anatokea adui jamaa wanapgana then anashinda maadui wote.
Hawapati mimba, wanaobanduliwa na mtongozo wa kwenye movie ni mwepesi

Na kama nyumba zote wanazoingia lazima ziwe na wall colour painting za ukweli iwe kwa tajiri mpaka kwa maskini wa kutupwa

TheChoji · Nov 14, 2020

LuisMkinga said:
Ongezea wanabanduana bila kondomu na wakimaliza mbanduano hawaogi
Anatokea adui jamaa wanapgana then anashinda maadui wote.
Hawapati mimba, wanaobanduliwa na mtongozo wa kwenye movie ni mwepesi

Na kama nyumba zote wanazoingia lazima ziwe na wall colour painting za ukweli iwe kwa tajiri mpaka kwa maskini wa kutupwa

Na ikitokea akapata mimba ni siku hiyohiyo tayari tumbo linakua kubwa mtu hawezi kutembea na kiuno kinamuuma. 😀

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