Zijue mashine ambazo utazikuta Tanzania tu, Kenya hazipo

[Emc2]

Na si mtahangaika....

Wewe tuliza mshono. Muda wa kazi uishe.
Nakuhakikishia utakimbia hii thread.

 

[REDEEMER.]

Lol wakijua project haiko on offer anymore huwa wana hibernate mpaka next project

Geza alianza ike thread ya Kucheka lappset ika backfire Lappset Sai iko Faya

Also the Kenyan 999 line toll free was reopened

Call 999 to report anythinga about terrorism uone how long ATPU will take to get to you location

NAIROBI, Kenya Aug 2 – Police say emergency number 999 has been restored to help curb rising crime in the country.
In Nairobi, 22 lines have been allocated and police announced on Friday that they are all working round-the-clock.
“The lines are back,” Nairobi Police chief Benson Kibui said, and cautioned users against calling the lines when they do not have emergencies to report.

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Kenya hakuna kitu bado mpo porini na 6th world tumewatangulia kwa everything you just back tailing by crawling

 

[REDEEMER.]

hahaha very useless thread, Kenya ina vitu vingi sana amabavyo haviko East Africa yote, hii ni mada ya kijinga sana.

Kenya mna kitu gani nyie electricity token usage sisi ni wa pili baada ya South Africa many years ago tumewafundisha sisi

 

[casagrande]

Namba tatu hauko sahihi. Kenya hata ukinunua sausage au sambusa unalipa, unapewa risiti ndiposa upewe sausage yako au sambusa. Ile risiti unayopewa ni ya machine ya EFD (KRA); kwa hiyo wao wamezoea na wala hakuna ujanja ujanja kama wa kwetu.

Kwa wanaosafiri kati ya Dar na Arusha pale Korogwe kuna hotel kama tatu; mara nyingi ukipita pale unakuta wana baadhi ya risiti wameshaprint ukinunua say mtori wanakupatia ile siyo sahihi; sahihi wanatakiwa wawe na POINT OF PAYMENT ambako utalipia unachotaka na kupewa risiti ambayo utaenda kuchukulia chakula au kinywaji chako na hiki ndicho kinachofanyika KENYA, kila mgahawa una POINT OF PAYMENT na sehemy ya kuchukulia chakula baada ya kulipia na kupewa risiti ya EFD

kwa swala la korogwe kwenye Hotels wanafanya hivyo to save time coz wanajua wateja wao ni abiria so hawana muda mrefu wa kusubir huduma

 

[Iconoclastes]

Wewe nimekuweka kiporo tu. Tutakutana kwenye mitandao tu. Subiri, ulivyo tukashifu na kututukana watanzania kwenye mitandao. Lazima hii issue tumalizane. Siwezi kukubali hata kidogo. Mlikuwa mnashindana na Nigeria iweje ututukane sisi!?

Wewe nimekuweka kiporo tu. Tutakutana kwenye mitandao tu. Subiri, ulivyo tukashifu na kututukana watanzania kwenye mitandao. Lazima hii issue tumalizane. Siwezi kukubali hata kidogo. Mlikuwa mnashindana na Nigeria iweje ututukane sisi!?

What did u say on Nl about Tz that has gottenn this person to put u in her crosshairs, NairobiWalker?

 

[REDEEMER.]

It's just one of those boardroom projects. hadi sahii hamna lolote. Usishangae SGR yao ikienda vivyo hivyo. Heri hii yetu Na macorruption scandal zake ila imefanyika tunaiona kwa macho.

You pray day and night for your wishes to be reality but we are in the site busy for construction, eat that mvimba macho

 

[ojey]

Kenya mna kitu gani nyie electricity token usage sisi ni wa pili baada ya South Africa many years ago tumewafundisha sisi

Shut up I use electricity tokens too, it's no big deal.

 

[Emc2]

What did u say on Nl about Tz that has gottenn this person to put u in her crosshairs, NairobiWalker?

Vita ni vita tu. Nyie mmeanza sisi tutamaliza.

 

[Emc2]

What did u say on Nl about Tz that has gottenn this person to put u in her crosshairs, NairobiWalker?

Vita ni vita tu. Nyie mmeanza sisi tutamaliza.

 

[NairobiWalker]

What did u say on Nl about Tz that has gottenn this person to put u in her crosshairs, NairobiWalker?

A madman is a madman. It's in everyone's best interest to ignore them. I don't even know what he's talking about and I don't wanna know.

 

[Emc2]

What did u say on Nl about Tz that has gottenn this person to put u in her crosshairs, NairobiWalker?

Vita ni vita tu. Nyie mmeanza sisi tutamaliza.

 

[HIMARS]

Twawazidi Kenya kwa kuwa wajinnga wa ccm na kutoelewa kuwa ni ccm walituletea haya matatizo

 

[eddy yule msee]

For so what special wasting my time watching crawling babies crying louder for help, we are way far, I should at least focus to our counterpart SA instead maybe. Nyie njaa tupu kila kona no one wants to hear common lamentings.

Eiish, Omera a Djang'o is allergic to search schoolboy grammatical mistakes. I'll have to seek financial compensation for tearing my blind spot trying to decipher your juvenile rants full of stupor.
I mean, just writing a hot & sexy sentence without errors isn't like some Greek mythology.
Learn how to punctuate your wordings or better still, stick to your lane. Swahili!

 

[Iconoclastes]

A madman is a madman. It's in everyone's best interest to ignore them. I don't even know what he's talking about and I don't wanna know.

S/he should have confronted u right there and then and set her facts straight on that forum.

sasa kuja hapa kulialia.....

 

[Iconoclastes]

Vita ni vita tu. Nyie mmeanza sisi tutamaliza.

Sio lazma useme hili mara tatu ndio nikuelewe. Tupatane Nairaland.

 

[Sadock Kabuko]

You're just as ignorant as a village idiot. Ww untoka Mwanza ukaingia Dar wiki jana ukaziona mara ya kwanza ukadhani nchi jirani hazina ?

Vitu vyenye mi huona hapa ni Neanderthal kweli. Just so you know, hata shosh wangu ako na hiyo ghasia unachodhani kuwa adimu kama iPhone!

Duu sijakuelewa yaan unaongea kama vile umepandisha mashetani

 

[eddy yule msee]

Btw when Dan Damon of the BBC commences his show, World Update, which African capital after London & Washington does he mention next ?

 

[Sadock Kabuko]

Iconoclastes
Huyu jamaa hana issue nikuanzisha thread ili apate company juu ameboeka mahali alipo....hzi vitu zote zlianzia Kenya ...hata Philips inaundia hzo mashine za Tokens hapa Nairobi ndio ziende kule Dar....nashangaa...

NTSA, Traffic Police, Camera Allover our Roads taking Pictures, Asin KAMA umetembea Mombasa Nairobi ama Nakuru Usiku kwa gari utakuwa unaona flashing lights Kila Saa Camera zimejaa zinachukua Picha Yako zinatuma Police HQ for filtering and interpretation smh

Look at those Cameras ...smh!!...

ww redeemer enda kazi

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camera ziko wapi hapo mbona hata hayo huku yapo mengi wewe vipi wewe bila shaka unatoka county ya mandela ndio maana unadhan hizo ni camera

 

[Iconoclastes]

Btw when Dan Damon of the BBC commences his show, World Update, which African capital after London & Damon Washington does he mention next ?

"It is 5am in Washington, 10 am in London and midday in Nairobi! Welcome to the World update on the BBC World Service, with me Dan Damon"...
Lol!!!

 

[Nkanini]

wee mtoa mada ndio maana rais wa awamu ya tatu anatuita wapumbavu,hiyo habari yako number 2 huo ni wizi,hicho kifaa ingekuwa nchi zingine zinazofahamu sheria,kingekuwa na kesi mahakamani ili kupima kukubalika kwake,elewa kuwa ni sheria lazima mwendo wako uchukuliwe kutoka UMBALI unaokubalika kati yako na anayechukua hiyo speed yako,maana hawezi kuwa yupo mkwajuni yeye akakuchukua ukiwa njia panda ya kwenda mwananyamala,ni lazima uwe within 300meters,na pili kifaa hicho lazima kiwe na uwezo wa kupiga picha ya gari,number plate,na speed yako uliyokuwa nayo wakati unapigwa hiyo speed camera,muda,tarehe,na eneo la tukio hilo,na speed limit ya eneo lenyewe na lazima traffic waweke vibao vya kuwaonya madereva uwepo wa speed camera.