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Hivi uchaguzi wa Kenya lini?
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Maiti moja ya kichaga ilivalishwa suti moja manatata sana na kuwekwa kwenye sanduku moja la kifahari mno. Mmasai akapewa kutoa neno la mwisho kwa marehemu baada ya watu kuaga maiti. Akaanza...
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In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you...
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Namshukuru sana Mungu kwa wema wake leo hii tarehe 07/03/2013 amenipatia mtoto wa kiume. Nawashukuru wote mlioniombea maana amejifungua salama
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MCHAGA NA MBINGUNI WAPI NA WAPI? Mchaga alipokufa aliulizwa na MALAIKA: "kushoto kwako ni peponi, kulia ni Jehanam. ungependa uende wapi?" MCHAGA: Nitabaki katikati ya pepo na Jehanam MALAIKA...
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Hata Gari ijae vipi LAZIMA dereva apate seat Hata jogoo asiwike LAZIMA kukuche ......................LAZIMA........................
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Kosea njia Usije koseaa Kuoaaa!!!!!!!!!!
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Mimi nashika kalamu, kutaja vitu vitamu, Mbunye imezidi hamu, katika hii duniaaa. Kuna zile za wazungu, zimekaa kama kungu. Katikati ni nyekundu, daima ntazitumiaaa. Na zipo za Kiarabu...
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Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama... "Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana... "Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saanaa .Atakusamehe tu..."Jamaa...
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Kesho bendera ya taifa itapepea nusu mlingoti, kutokana na msiba wa watu 246,000 waliokuwa wakitokea Form 4 kuelekea Form 5 kwa kutumia meli ya MV NECTA, wamezama ktk Ziwa Zero karibu na maeneo ya...
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(1) Apate fedha bila kufanya kazi. (2) Awe na akili bila kujisomea. (3) Apendwe bila kutendwa. (4) Ale chakula bila kunenepa.
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Hebu tazama watu ambao jina la ubini limeanza na herufi k walivyofanikiwa Jakaya kikwete Amani karume Jommo kenyatta Mwai kibaki Paul kagame Fareed kubanda Juma kaseja John kennedy...
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Donn my Dear, Ni kitambo sana hatujaonana, Nilikuwa Lupango. Nakupenda sana, Ndimi, Shenazi Khamis Bweni.
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1. Dar es salaam - utapeli 2. Arusha - heka heka 3. Mbeya - matukio 4. Tanga - majini 5. Dodoma - ombaomba 6. Mwanza - fujo 7. Kagera - misifa 8. Rukwa - uchawi 9. Kilimanjaro - ubahili 10. Mara -...
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Wakuu juzi katika mihangaiko ya hapa na pale ndani ya jiji letu hili nlijikuta nko ndani ya DCM Toyota la Mbagala Rangi3 likiwa limeshehen nyomi la watu; sasa kwenye daladal kam mnnavojua...
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After studying law, Rwegoshora decided to move back to his home town of Bukoba to open his own practice. The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression...
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Unaamka asubuhi unakuta missed call saba kwenye simu yako, 1.Anayekudai 2.Unayemdai 3.Baba yako 4.Mama yako 5.Kaka yako 6.Dada yako 7.Mpenzi wako. je, yupi utaanza kumpigia....?? NIPE JIBU...
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MWENYEJI: Utakunywa soda au chai? MGENI: Nitakunywa soda wakati nasubiri chai ichemke!
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Baba na mama wakiwa wamelela ghafla usiku MTOTO: Mama nataka nikakojoe MAMA: Chukua tochi uende mtoto akanyoosha mkono kutafuta tochi kumbe baba yake alilala uchi mtoto akashika mboo ya...
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Wanawake maajuza walioishi katika "apartment building" moja walifika mahakamani wakishitakiana kwa mambo mbalimbali yaliyojiri katika pango hilo. Kelele zilizidi ndani ya chumba cha mahakama hata...
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