Hivi kuna uhusiano gani kati ya Usukuma na ushamba?

[Maikoel]

Mbona namba moja alikuwa mjanja?

Yule aliyekuwa anatafuna hindi mbele ya mkutano wa hadhara wa zaidi ya watu 2000? Yaani mkono mmoja ameshika mike na mkono mwingine ameshika gunzi la hindi anatafuna

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mmoja made my day one day. Kakosea namba, alikuwa anampigia Monica, nikamwambia amekosea. Akakata simu, then akapiga tena. Eti "kama wewe sio Monica basi tufanye tu ndio Monica", nilicheka jamani🤣🤣🤣

Halafu ikawaje?

Sema tu sina namba yako. Nami ningejikosesha namba nijifanye kuwa nilikuwa namtafuta Minza...halafu nakomaa na wewe mpaka kieleweke 😁

 

[Atoto]

Ukajuaje ni msukuma?

Jina na lafudhi.

 

[Aaliyyah]

Kama jimbo liko wazi niunganishe naye aje aonje maana ya raha hapa duniani 👇👇👇

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😂😂😂

 

[Atoto]

😂😂😂😂Kaona mambo yasiwe mengi

Kwakweli, hakutaka shida kabisa.

 

[Joannah]

Joannah unaitwa huku mume kapatikana, nataka nimpigie fundi anitengenezee zizi nichukue ng’ombe zangu 😹😹😹

😂😂😂Mchumba mwenyewe ndio Shimba ya Buyenze weee hilo jimbo lina upinzani sanaaa ni gumuuu weeeee usinileteee balaa nikapigwa risasi za Tundu Lissu

 

[Lamomy]

😂😂😂Mchumba mwenyewe ndio Shimba ya Buyenze weee hilo jimbo lina upinzani sanaaa ni gumuuu weeeee usinileteee balaa nikapigwa risasi za Tundu Lissu

😹😹😹 Shimba yeye mwenyewe anataka kujiweka kwako, na kasema akinywa maji anakuona kwenye glass, hawezi kuishi bila wewe..!!!

Jimbo lenye upinzani ndo zuri, hatutaki kupita bila kupingwa twende nalo mji uchangamke 🤣🤣

 

[Simeone]

Wana kata matonge makubwa...
Wana tafuna mahindi/makande kwa nguvu...
Wana tafuna miwa na karanga hata kama wamevaa suti...
Wanaongea kwenye sim kwa sauti kubwa...
Hawauzi ng'ombe ili wakatibiwe hata kama wana karibia kukufa...
Nakadhalika na kadhalika...

Ndio ushamba au?

 

[holoholo]

Hapa sijui umenisifia ama umetukana ila sawa tu mkuu, hata kisukuma ntajifunza taratibu

 

[holoholo]

Hapa sijui umenisifia ama umetukana ila sawa tu mkuu, hata kisukuma ntajifunza taratibu

hapo amekuita uende kwamba,"njoo binti"

 

[Simeone]

Kuna mmoja huyo anakata bonge moja la tonge afu anaanza kuligawanya vipande vipande likiwa hapo hapo mkononi

Sasa shida iko wapi hapo...?

 

[Simeone]

Sawa mpwa ndo mtu atafune muwa mrefu kunipita mm kweli

Tatizo liko wapi hapo.

 

[Aaliyyah]

Tatizo liko wapi hapo.

Nawaonea huruma sijui hawaumw meno

 

[Simeone]

Nawaonea huruma sijui hawaumw meno

we vipi? nadhani unaongea kitu halafi hunielewi.

 

[Ushimen]

Ndio ushamba au?

Hapana mkuu, nilijikuta nawaza tu

 

[Zamaulid]

Nywanoko

Nokoke?!

 

[Atoto]

Where is your soul mate now?, umesema alikua msukuma 🙆‍♂️ ,wasukuma hoyee!

He died.

 

[Atoto]

Halafu ikawaje?

Lete hela nimalizie story🤣

Sema tu sina namba yako. Nami ningejikosesha namba nijifanye kuwa nilikuwa namtafuta Minza...halafu nakomaa na wewe mpaka kieleweke 😁

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Minza kama Minza.

 

[financial services]

hapo amekuita uende kwamba,"njoo binti"

Ooh thank you holoholo babe

 

[Aaliyyah]

we vipi? nadhani unaongea kitu halafi hunielewi.

Pole bas sikunjema