Light saber
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- Nov 3, 2017
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Your future is in your hands and you are using it to finger girls. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bora kushabikia rede utaona hata chupi. kuliko kushabikia arsenal utapata ugonjwa wa moyo...
sitakagi ujinga mie
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[emoji23]Faida 3 za uvutaji wa sigara[emoji23][emoji116][emoji818]
FAIDA KUU TATU ZA SIGARA
1. Mvuta sigara hazeeki
2. Mvuta sigara haumwi na mbwa
3. Mvuta sigara nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi
UFAFANUZI
1. Hazeeki kwa sababu hufa mapema kwa kifua kikuu
2. Haumwi na mbwa kwa vile kifua na mapafu yanapooza na hulazimika kutembea na bakora
3. Nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi kwa kuwa inafika wakati ambapo halali:
atakohoa usiku kucha hivyo mwizi anajua yupo macho
kumbe kikohozi tu!
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"I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions" If God doesn't overlook this lie on judgement day, forget it bro, we are all fucked.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Don't Feel Bad if You Have A Small Dick Everything Happens For a Reason, Maybe it Won't reach Deep into Where STD And HIV Are Kept.
Boy dropped girl at home, he put his
hand on the wall by the gate for support, leaned
towards her.
[emoji1469]BOY : Can I kiss you?
[emoji1409]GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
[emoji1469]BOY : Pleeeeeeease!
[emoji1409]GIRL: No.
[emoji1469]BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
[emoji1409]GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not
believe we did it four times!
[emoji1469]BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
[emoji1409]GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think
I'm a virgin at home.
....
This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's
[emoji1406]brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says
whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but
tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone in the house is
listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session....
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I laughed on myself post [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]What is KISIRANI?
KISIRANI is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father....
Things are now getting KISIRANIFUL. You require a
DNA test to prove you are not the father...
Things are now getting KISIRANISTIC when the doctor
comes with the result saying you cannot be a father
because you are infertile... You are relieved, but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!...
Now you are extremely KISIRANIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of
those kids... You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
KISIRANED.
You decided to travel home to complain to your
mother about the latest development.. And your
mum with tears running down her cheeks tells you,
my son, I'm so sorry your dad ain't really your dad...
Then you know that things are now KISIRANICATED
And if u dont laugh you are KISIRANILISIOUS
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Kwe kwe kwee[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]Boy dropped girl at home, he put his
hand on the wall by the gate for support, leaned
towards her.
[emoji1469]BOY : Can I kiss you?
[emoji1409]GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
[emoji1469]BOY : Pleeeeeeease!
[emoji1409]GIRL: No.
[emoji1469]BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
[emoji1409]GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not
believe we did it four times!
[emoji1469]BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
[emoji1409]GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think
I'm a virgin at home.
....
This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's
[emoji1406]brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says
whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but
tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone in the house is
listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session....
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