Kumbukumbu ya moja ya tarehe mbaya kutokea (Worse Date Ever)

Kumbukumbu ya moja ya tarehe mbaya kutokea (Worse Date Ever)

Misunderstood said:
Mkuu nashindwa kuelewa labda unisaidie kutafakari!

4. Huyu mwingine date ilienda vizuri kabisa! Maongezi yalikuwa mazuri tena intelligent! Everything was good ingawa kuna kitu ambacho alikuwa anafanya nikawa naona kama weird saingine naona kawaida (alikuwa akiangalia kifua changu sana). Baada kurudi nyumbani na kumtaarifu nimefika salama na kusema asante! Ndipo jamaa akaniuliza ‘kwa hicho kifua chako utaweza kuhimili maumivu kweli’???[emoji22]
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Kwamba alikuona bado mdogooo? au mlaini lainiii?? au .......

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Misunderstood said:
Mkuu nashindwa kuelewa labda unisaidie kutafakari!

4. Huyu mwingine date ilienda vizuri kabisa! Maongezi yalikuwa mazuri tena intelligent! Everything was good ingawa kuna kitu ambacho alikuwa anafanya nikawa naona kama weird saingine naona kawaida (alikuwa akiangalia kifua changu sana). Baada kurudi nyumbani na kumtaarifu nimefika salama na kusema asante! Ndipo jamaa akaniuliza ‘kwa hicho kifua chako utaweza kuhimili maumivu kweli’???[emoji22]
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Nimecheka sana !! Mkuu wewe unakutana na watu wacheshi hebu jaribu mmoja mkuu !! Hawataki maigizo !!
 
Misunderstood said:
Mkuu nashindwa kuelewa labda unisaidie kutafakari!

4. Huyu mwingine date ilienda vizuri kabisa! Maongezi yalikuwa mazuri tena intelligent! Everything was good ingawa kuna kitu ambacho alikuwa anafanya nikawa naona kama weird saingine naona kawaida (alikuwa akiangalia kifua changu sana). Baada kurudi nyumbani na kumtaarifu nimefika salama na kusema asante! Ndipo jamaa akaniuliza ‘kwa hicho kifua chako utaweza kuhimili maumivu kweli’???[emoji22]
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Sasa kikiwa kifua kimejaa hata mimi lazima nikutizame bibie
 
Chizi Maarifa said:
1. Binti alikuwa mwanachuo, chuo flani Mkoani. Nimeenda kikazi ndo bado kijana miaka hiyo. Katika kupita pita town nikakutana naye kwenye duka moja la vinywaji. Nikamtamani nikaomba namba ya simu. Akanipa.

Baadaye tukawa tunachat na hatimaye nikamwambia kusudio langu na kumtaka aje tupate dinner jioni tuongee vizuri. Nlijua siku hiyo ngeosha bakora. Nikawa mfukoni nina tsh 40,000 ambayo nilijua ingetosha mlo na vinywaji.

Basi nikaenda eneo husika. Baadaye akaniambia nimwelekeze nimekaa wapi. Heeeehh..... Si kaja na wenzie wengine wawili. Kila mtu akaagiza chips kuku. Ambayo mpaka hao wao tu walikuwa wanatumia 27,000 na vinywaji beer Heineken kila mtu.

Nlianza hisi kizunguzungu.maana ni wazi ile 40,000 ilikuwa inaelekea kutotosha. Mimi nikaagiza chips mishkaki mitatu. Pale mshkaki mmoja tsh 2,000 nikaona hili sasa so.

Ikabidi nifanye kama naenda washroom.nikampigia dereva wa ofisini aniletee tsh 100,000 ntamrudishia kesho. Nikarudi ndani. Baada ya kama dk 20 dereva akapiga simu nikachukue pesa nikatoka nje nikachukua sasa nikiwa na kasi mpya,ari mpya na nguvu mpya.

Yule dada alifanya uswahili ambao alikuja jutia baadaye. Maana katika wale marafiki zake mmoja alikuwa mkali kuliko yeye. Nikavumilia tu siku ile. Mpaka nlipokuja mla nikaanza kumweka sawa na mwenzie. Nikamla halafu nikakaa kwake. Yule dada alikuja gundua akaumia sana. Nlimwambia ni yeye aliniletea. I hope alijifunza kitu.

2. Hii ilitokea kwa dada mmoja. Nikamweka sawa akanikubalia na kuniambia lakini aliwahi kuzaa. Nikasema haina shida. Siku nimepanga naye appointment jumamosi lunch Mlimani City. Akaniambia atakuja anikute. Kweli nikafika muda muafaka.

Nimetulia akapiga simu niende mchukua. Nikamwelekeza nilipo akadai atapenda nikamchukue. Nikaenda kumbe anataka nimlipie Taxi. Zikanitoka 20,000 za Taxi maana ubaya wa mazingira yale huwezi hata bargain. Anashuka na watoto 4. Nikashtuka. Ila i held my breath. Akawaambia haya muamkieni uncle.

Wakaja nisalimia.... Nilikwazika sana.first appointment anawaleta na akina uncles tena? Tukaenda kaa samaki samaki...yeye amekazana kupiga picha kila tukio. Ndo tumekaa anitambulisha watoto wake. Nikamwambia sawa.vikaagizwa vyakula. Nika piga hesabu kichwani nikaona haya majanga.

Nikamwambia ngoja nikanunue vocha. Sikurudi na namba yake nili block. Niliona ni mambo ya kiswahili.

Dada au Kaka ni appointment gani worse uliwahi kutana nayo huwahi isahau?
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Hahaaaa safi sana... huu ndo umwamba
Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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Hahaaaaa nyam nyam nyamm kama ndama
 
cocastic said:
Nikiwa 1St yr Chuo, kuna siku nilikua na appointment na mtu fulan, daaah tulipokutan kumbe kaja na rafiki zake, afu m1 wapo n mtu wa mtaan kwetu na pia n classmates wangu wa primary,

Nlijisikia vibayaaa sanaaa, sikuwa huru japo nilijikaza kukaa tyuuh palee, baada ya kuagana na kuondoka, nkamuambia kila mtu ashike 40 zake, na tufanye km hatujawahi kujuana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Cha ajabu sasa classmates ndo akaanza kunisumbua na yeye, pia nikamfungia kioo,, sitaki mazoea ya kupitiliza, uwiiiiiiih

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huyo classmate wako bila shaka alikua anajua machaka yako ukakosa comfidens
 
Cvez said:
Kipindi nipo Chuo siku hiyo kulikua na vimanyunyu nilitoka kwa mguu toka off-campus mpaka chuoni, mwendo kama dakika 15 hivi kumfuata mrembo na muda wote tunawasiliana na bibie.

Kufika namshtua nimefika anachungulia nje anaona vimanyunyu anasema hataweza kuja kuniona sababu ya mvua nywele zake zitaloa. Najaribu muelewesha lakini haelewi palepale nikamblock na kurudi zangu mdogo mdogo maghettoni, safari ya kurejea ilikua ndefu hiyo njia nzima nasonya na kutukana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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fear this gender ..
 
Kashaija72 said:
Tukio lako ndio litafunga thread!
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mi ziezi vumilia ujinga ata kwa dk mbili either nikuchane au nitembee

Mbaya zaidi street raised me yaani wa uswazi pure
 
Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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Dahh umenichekesha sana mshkaji wangu 😂😂 ila hapa na kachai umetu mixia hapa.
Anyway pole sanaaaa..
 
Hannah said:
Halafu wala sio kichaa ila sijui kwanini ali behave that way. Maana sio kwamba hata hakuwa na hela useme niliagiza sana akachanganyikiwa, hapana.

Au labda alikuwa anaumwa na tumbo. Nikaona siwezi ku deal naye mimi
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U still could giv him second shot to confirm
 
Niliopoa binti mmoja somewhere. Baada ya wiki mbili tukawa na appointment ya kuchakatana. Wakati tuko mezani tunapata vinywaji, akawa kama vile ana wasiwasi, akapoteza kujiamini kabisa. Nikimuuliza kuwa kama hayuko sawa, anasema nisijali yuko sawa.

Kuingia room no.47 kwa ajili ya mbususu, binti anakuwa mgumu sana kuvuliwa, kama utani nikabahatika kumvua. Nilichokiona sasa, mkuyenge wa kama nchi nne juu ya papuchi ya binti! Niliskika nikisema, "Ah Agh ah Am, ngoja kwanza,Nimesahau tissue nakuja" Suruali nilienda kuivalia kaunta, wakuu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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