Sebastian Mwavanga: Mlinzi wa Rais Magufuli aliyevutia wengi

[Kapeace]

Sio kweli ...!

Enhee hebu tuambie wewe kwako inakuwaje shosti

 

[Wangari Maathai]

nipeni connection nimtoe stress za msiba..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kapeace]

Hata ukienda kuchumbia mahali wazazi wake swali la kwanza wanauliza jamaa anafanya shughuli gani huo ndo ukweli wa kimaisha mkono mtupu haulambwi dada yangu.Hata ungekuwa ni wewe usikie binti yako kapata mchumba lakini CV yake anabwia unga,ni shoga anavuta bangi ni jambazi huwezi sikia raha.

Kila mtu na bahati yake mkuu, binti yangu akisema kampenda mbwia unga ni yeye na maisha yake

 

[ki2c]

Tuko nae hapa uhuru 🙏

watu wazushi balaa,asante kwa taarifa

 

[Hornet]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fanya Hivyo basi

 

[Madame B]

hakyamungu nimecheka 😂😂😂

Pole sana.
Inabidi nijihakikishie usalama wake.
Asije kufa bure

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Ah wap...tunastorika tu best....

Aaaah! Stori zenye ukweli mchungu 😀😀

 

[Risen man]

Wangari Maathai kabadili mwelekeo wa uzi 🥺

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Pale Ben Pub.
Ndo palikuwa chaka langu maana ni jirani na home.
Mhhh....ulinionaje?
Ila wanaumeeee.....sio wewe wa siku ike PapiChullo?
Nimepoa maana uzee unakaribia...nalea mjukuu sasahv afu samtaim kazi zetu si za kujiachia sana mitandaoni....lol!!!

😀😀😀 yaah hapo hapo Ben Pub.. kitambo sana ile. Kinondoni pande hizo na miaka kaibao sijakanyaga miguu yangu, tokea 2014 sijawahi fika hizo maeneo...

Mjinii unazeekaje weweeee

 

[Madame B]

Wanajeshi, FFU na Makomandoo wa mkoani Dodoma NAWAPENDA JAMANI.
Me mwananchi wa kawaida ila mnanikosha sana na body, na sare zenu.

Nahitaji mpenzi jamani.
Tukimaliza maombolezo, aliye serious aje Pm.
Sihitaji pesa.
Mie napenda company tu.
Ihumwa, Makutupola....FFU near Central Police tambuka reli....mko wapi.

Nahitaji company na mengineyo.
Nimeshindwa kuvumilia.

 

[Madame B]

😀😀😀 yaah hapo hapo Ben Pub.. kitambo sana ile. Kinondoni pande hizo na miaka kaibao sijakanyaga miguu yangu, tokea 2014 sijawahi fika hizo maeneo...

Mjinii unazeekaje weweeee

Wanaume mnazeesha mjue

 

[Wangari Maathai]

Wangari Maathai kabadili mwelekeo wa uzi 🥺

Aku...wapi nimebadili...show me....hiki kilikua kijiwe chetu...tumesogoa weee...anakuja pumbavu mmoja anaanza ongea ujinga! Mie au yy nan kaharibu!😏

 

[Wangari Maathai]

Wanajeshi, FFU na Makomandoo wa mkoani Dodoma NAWAPENDA JAMANI.
Me mwananchi wa kawaida ila mnanikosha sana na body, na sare zenu.

Nahitaji mpenzi jamani.
Tukimaliza maombolezo, aliye serious aje Pm.
Sihitaji pesa.
Mie napenda company tu.
Ihumwa, Makutupola....FFU near Central Police tambuka reli....mko wapi.

Nahitaji company na mengineyo.
Nimeshindwa kuvumilia.

Hahahahajahaa nimecheka sana

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Wanaume mnazeesha mjue

😀😀😀😀😀.. mie nimezidi kuwa mdogo, tukisimama hivi watu wanaweza sema katoto kako au kadogo kako ka mwisho.. acha tuendlee kuwazeesha mkae nyumbani tu mlee wajukuu

 

[Risen man]

Aku...wapi nimebadili...show me....hiki kilikua kijiwe chetu...tumesogoa weee...anakuja pumbavu mmoja anaanza ongea ujinga! Mie au yy nan kaharibu!😏

Usichukie sasa siku yangu itakuwa mbaya 😯

 

[Madame B]

Hahahahajahaa nimecheka sana

Pole mwaya.
Afu huyu Sebastiana angejua na mie niko Dom, wala nisingesumbua hv.
Hata uzi wake jamani hauoni.

Basi atakuja kuuona baadae akisharudi Dar.
Atakuwa keshachelewa....hahahaha

 

[Madame B]

😀😀😀😀😀.. mie nimezidi kuwa mdogo, tukisimama hivi watu wanaweza sema katoto kako au kadogo kako ka mwisho.. acha tuendlee kuwazeesha mkae nyumbani tu mlee wajukuu

Duh!
Sasa kama umerudi udogoni itakuwaje pale kati?
Ila na-type huku nina majonzi.
Magufuli kaniuma sana.

 

[Karucee]

Acha weeeee... longtime sijakuona sijui umepoa sasa hivi.. 2013 nilikuona pale kinondoni opp na open uvirsity kulikuwaga na ka pub flani hivi.. ile minofu na mazoezi yangu ya Cuba ningekuuaa aiseee ... ningekupelekea moto wa uranium

We mpelekee moto wa 2021

 

[GODZILLA]

Pole mwaya.
Afu huyu Sebastiana angejua na mie niko Dom, wala nisingesumbua hv.
Hata uzi wake jamani hauoni.

Basi atakuja kuuona baadae akisharudi Dar.
Atakuwa keshachelewa....hahahaha

Achia namba hapa atakutafuta akishauona uzi!

 

[Wangari Maathai]

Pole mwaya.
Afu huyu Sebastiana angejua na mie niko Dom, wala nisingesumbua hv.
Hata uzi wake jamani hauoni.

Basi atakuja kuuona baadae akisharudi Dar.
Atakuwa keshachelewa....hahahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sebaaaa