Dkt. Philip Mpango: Narudi kuchapa kazi, Mungu amenivusha. Leo siku ya 3 sijatumia mtungi wa Oxygen

[Consultant]

Hawa ndio PhD holder tulio nao Tanzania.

Sishangai Msukuma anavyo watukana bungeni na wao kushangilia wakati wana tukanwa..

Itakuwa ni agizo kutoka kwa Malaika Mkuu wanna be ili “kuwasuta” waliomzushia kifo

 

[Gagnija]

..Yap.

Not your level, please!

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Unaona sura ilivyomshuka

 

[mr yamoto]

Siasa za hovyo kabisa hizi, wangemwacha apumzike kuliko hivi walivyotaka kujikosha kwa watu

 

[JokaKuu]

Not your level, please!

..that is what I gathered from his press conference. unless I misunderstood him.

 

[mr yamoto]

Uso umemshukaaa.....

Mmh

 

[goodluck5]

maagizo ya jiwe hayo!

 

[waktz]

Mzee Mungu kakuweka hai ili uweshuuda mzuri wa watanzania uwaeleze ukweli kabisa.

Sasa wewe unaleta siasa shauri yako!

Usije kua kama yona umetumwa ninawi unaenda kwingine utaliwa na samaki

 

[SACO]

Cevede imembwenga mpaka ameombapo

 

[Gagnija]

..that is what I gathered from his press conference. unless I misunderstood him.

😂😂😂 I thought I was reading from Mmawia!

 

[Nsimbinso]

Tucheki bei ya jumla kama tunaweza fanya biznez eeh.... Joke

 

[JokaKuu]

😂😂😂 I thought I was reading from Mmawia!

..Wow!!

..I respect Mmawia.

..I take that as a compliment.

 

[ZALEMDA]

Anajuaje kwamba amevuka? ningemshauri akae kimya.

Hajui kwamba Corona bado ipo na anaweza kupata tena?

Anapataje tena wakati tiari ana immunity?

 

[HIBISCUS 80]

Hela tunakuwa nazo pindipo mtu ameunga juhudi

Yeah hizo zipo

 

[Yoda]

Kwani alikuwa anaumwa nini?
Kuna wengine pia wakiangalia jinsi alivyodhoofu wanaweza kupatwa na hofu kuu.

Ametupa tumaini sana kupona yeye imeonesha pia kumbe wapo wanaopona ametupa ujasir

 

[Nazgur]

Duu! Kwa hiyo kila mtu anatakiwa anunue mtungi wake wa oxygen kwa kujihami?

Maalim sefu alikuwa na mtungi kaondoka, hata katibu kijazi nae alikuwa na mtungi kaondoka
Itategemea mungu kakulinda vipi iki usife.
Kipindi cha mwaka jana watu walikuwa wanakufa na mitungi huko marekani sasa hapo shida ilikuwa nini?
Ukuona umepona hata kama una mtungi shukuru nungu wako.

 

[Prince Kunta]

Duh! COVID 21 ni kiboko aisee

Mzee wa kukopesheka na deni himilivu amekwisha kabisa aongea mixer kukohoa kohoa

 

[Prince Kunta]

Kwani alikuwa anaumwa nini?
Kuna wengine pia wakiangalia jinsi alivyodhoofu wanaweza kupatwa na hofu kuu.

Anaumwa covid 21 a.k.a changamoto ya upumuaji

 

[Prince Kunta]

Kwa hiyo anaishukuru awamu ya tano?

Anaushukuru mtungi wa oksijeni

 

[Mkonowatembo]

Bado anaongea kwa taabu, sijui kwanini wamemruhusu kuongea na waandishi....

Wewe unabeza kwa sababu halijakufika likiifika familia yako au wewe mwenyewe utajua tu nyungu inaandaliwaje