PreGE2025 Jenerali Ulimwengu: Tume Huru ya Uchaguzi sawa na Nguruwe aliyepakwa lipstick!

[secretarybird]

Hahaha 😁😂, unaweza kukuta mavuzi ndo yanaanza kumwota.

Hebu tumkague kwanza kabla ya kumshambulia kwa maneno.

Mkuu mi sipo, unanipakazia bure.

 

[900 Itapendeza zaidi]

Jamaa kila siku napata tabu kutamka jina lake aiseeee 🙌🙌🙌🙌

tlaatlaah majina ya wambulu hao

 

[secretarybird]

Mkiambiwa ukweli mnasema midomo michafu....mnapenda kusifia na kusifiwa tu...shame on youuu

Mkuu mi sipo, unanipakazia bure

 

[Lamomy]

Gentleman,
huyu mzee alivyokosa maadili utadhani ndio amebalehe na kuvunja ungo majuzi tu. Amekua jasiri wa kuropoka kama vile anasoma form2c🐒

Hakuzidi wewe unayeharisha…!!
Mwanaume huyo anawapa makavu live…

 

[Izia maji]

It’s one nguruwe to know

Yeye pia ni nguruwe

Sio kwamba yeye Ana somo chafu peke yake…. There are plenty of filthy nguruwe like him

He could have chosen better words

Kwamba angesema Nguruwe wa Kizimkazi amepaka lipstick!😂🤓🤠

 

[900 Itapendeza zaidi]

mbona weo sana gentleman,

kama umefurahia uropokaji wa hicho kizee si ujieleze kwa kurelax tu gentleman bila mihemko wala makasiriko 🐒

mzee kawa tandika na super sonic meanza kupoteana waheed

 

[Silas Samuel]

It’s one nguruwe to know

Yeye pia ni nguruwe

Sio kwamba yeye Ana somo chafu peke yake…. There are plenty of filthy nguruwe like him

He could have chosen better words

Nguruwe Ni Mfano wa Tume ya Uchaguzi usiokuwa na Uhuru
Lipstick Ni mfano wa neno HURU
kumaanisha Tume ya Uchaguzi ni ile ile Neno Huru ndio Lilioongezekaa.... kumaanisha Nguruwe kapakwa Lipstick
What tha Heck!!! whats wrong apo?? Kuongea Ukweli au kusema neno Nguruwe maana kama ni islam hataki kusikia neno nguruwe mbona kipindi cha mfungo biashara ya kitimoto inadorora??

 

[Superbug]

Gentleman,
huyu mzee alivyokosa maadili utadhani ndio amebalehe na kuvunja ungo majuzi tu. Amekua jasiri wa kuropoka kama vile anasoma form2c🐒

Sindano imeingia mna wa fool watu kila miaka mitano sasahivi watu wamegoma kuwa fooled.

 

[secretarybird]

tlaatlaah majina ya wambulu hao

Tlaatlaah madai haya ni ya kweli au unapakaziwa bure.

 

[Kiweli]

Don't panic stay cool. TUME HII YA CCM INA uhuru gani mkuu?

 

[Numbisa]

Duh aiseee

 

[sblandes]

Pia Amesema viongozi wa Serikali hawana haya na wanaishia kutenda vitu vya aibu kwa kukiuka sheria za nchi!View attachment 3305095

Chadema imegeuka nyama ya simba.Yaani mnamwomba msaada pale penye maslahi kwenu akina pangu pakavu tia mchuzi.
Your doomed.

Huko nyuma hamjamuona kama Jenelali Ulimwengu mmoja ni sawa sawa na Lissu elfu tano au zaidi?
Sasa ndio mnagundua mbivu na mbichi.
Kumbe hamjui mmegeuka vifaduro na viselela,viwavi jeshi kula bila kunawa. Si mlimuona boya wakati mlijiona mna mechanical advantage hewa?
Mnataka awa bail out from your political incompetence blunder makings?
Eti kwa kuwa kifo cha chama chenu kipo in progress at a super sonic speed?
For your information he can not save you.Its too late.

 

[900 Itapendeza zaidi]

Mzee hajawahi kutoa constructive idea zaidi ya kukandya tu

siyo tu constructive mzee katoa construction kabisa safi

 

[Kididimo]

Gentleman,
huyu mzee alivyokosa maadili utadhani ndio amebalehe na kuvunja ungo majuzi tu. Amekua jasiri wa kuropoka kama vile anasoma form2c🐒

Wewe uliishia form gani?

 

[4 7mbatizaji]

Pia Amesema viongozi wa Serikali hawana haya na wanaishia kutenda vitu vya aibu kwa kukiuka sheria za nchi!View attachment 3305095

Yuko sahii sana

 

[Erythrocyte]

Pia Amesema viongozi wa Serikali hawana haya na wanaishia kutenda vitu vya aibu kwa kukiuka sheria za nchi!View attachment 3305095

Takhbiiiiiirrrr

 

[900 Itapendeza zaidi]

Nguruwe Ni Mfano wa Tume ya Uchaguzi usiokuwa na Uhuru
Lipstick Ni mfano wa neno HURU
kumaanisha Tume ya Uchaguzi ni ile ile Neno Huru ndio Lilioongezekaa.... kumaanisha Nguruwe kapakwa Lipstick
What tha Heck!!! whats wrong apo?? Kuongea Ukweli au kusema neno Nguruwe maana kama ni islam hataki kusikia neno nguruwe mbona kipindi cha mfungo biashara ya kitimoto inadorora??

humu ndani kunayule jamaa aliyepata oda dubai kupeleka kiti moto

 

[4 7mbatizaji]

Chadema imegeuka nyama ya simba.Yaani mnamtumia au mnamwomba msaada pale penye maslahi kwenu akina pangu pakavu tia mchuzi.
Your doomed.
Huko nyuma hamjamuona kama Ulimwengu mmoja ni sawa sawa na Lissu elfu tano?
Siasa kumbe hamjui mmegeuka vifaduro na viselela,viwavi jeshi kula bila kunawa. Si mlimuona boya wakati mlijiona mna mechanical advantage hewa?
Mnataka awa bail out from your political blunders makings?
Eti kwa kuwa kifo cha chama chenu kipo in progress.
For your information he can not save you.Its too late.

No reform no election

 

[Kamundu]

Gentleman,
huyu mzee alivyokosa maadili utadhani ndio amebalehe na kuvunja ungo majuzi tu. Amekua jasiri wa kuropoka kama vile anasoma form2c🐒

Na huyu naye ni chadema wewe chawa😂 ladboy

 

[FUSO]

Gentleman,
huyu mzee alivyokosa maadili utadhani ndio amebalehe na kuvunja ungo majuzi tu. Amekua jasiri wa kuropoka kama vile anasoma form2c🐒

Kusema ukweli ni kuropoka?
No Reform imekuwa ya kitaifa - kazi kwenu maccm