Ndugu yangu Half American, hii ni zaidi ya miyeyusho na mizinguo

[Vishu Mtata]

Ewe 007 a.ka boyka wa vikindu Vishu Mtata mwanao niko stendi hapa, hebu sogea

Kua jasiri hapo watu kibao wanalala, si ajabu ukapata pisi kabisa.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Kua jasiri hapo watu kibao wanalala, si ajabu ukapata pisi kabisa.

Kaka niko na washkaji wa stendi hapa wame leta sufuria, tuko tuna songa ugali na jogoo 1 hapa

 

[Intelligent businessman]

duuuh mbna kama umekuja town kwa mbio za mwenge

Kaka kiufupi nime yatimba

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mi napokea wadada tu 😂

Bro usiwe snitch, leo kwangu kesho kwako mzee.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Half american unateja anakusubiria stendi umetokana naye wapi??

Nime kuwa teja tena 🤔, maintain your limit.
don't force to supply toxic smoke.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

ndio mambo ya mjini haya nunua maji hauko mkoani ndugu usione haya kununua maji mji unakutaka hivyo

Washkaji wa stendi wame nipokea, tuko tuna songa ugali na jogoo 1 hapa.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Rais amekuwa msiri sana anakuja kimya kimya bila msemaji wa CHAMA kujua

Semaji hata wewe una nikandia

 

[makutupora]

Semaji hata wewe una nikandia

Ukiambiwa ulikuja dar kimya kimya kulamba asali 🤣 utakataa?

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Rais amekuwa msiri sana anakuja kimya kimya bila msemaji wa CHAMA kujua

Semaji hata wewe una nikandia

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ukiambiwa ulikuja dar kimya kimya kulamba asali 🤣 utakataa?

Hamna kitu ka hicho semaji

 

[makutupora]

Hamna kitu ka hicho semaji

Uko wapi Nije nikufatee? Huyo kuku Bado unapo nae ?

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Upo wap now mkuu Mimi nipo kigamboni Cheka ndipo napo kaa Kama unaweza kuja ruksa kaka karibu sanaa dar es salaam.

Kaka cheka ndio wapi?, kwanini msije kuni pokea ndugu zangu.

sijaja kinyonge niko na mbuzi, jogoo1, mihogo gunia 1 na unga wa dona maana mimi sili chipsi yai

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Uko wapi Nije nikufatee? Huyo kuku Bado unapo nae ?

Niko nje ya stendi kwenye ma bajaji Huku, tuko tuna songa ugali na jogoo 1 hapa na wana walio nipokea.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Wageni huja na taarifa mwezi mmoja kabla. Wewe umeshafika ndiyo unatoa taarifa? 😅😅😅😅😅 kalale hotel. Next time utakuja na taarifa mapema. 😁

Hey boss najua niko nje ya protocol, ila can't you save me for the last time?

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Nipo pabayaaaaa nitakupigiaaa

Bro ushakuwa snitch ehh?

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ok. Mimi kwa sasa nipo nje ya nchi ila naweza mtuma kijana aje akuchukue haina shida. Nipe mawasiliano. Leo wale kuku wa kienyeji.

Nashukuru Sana bro, kwa Sasa niko nje ya stendi ya magufuli.

niko upande wa ma bajaji, aki ulizia mgeni mwenye jogoo na mbuzi ata nipata.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Hio simu inaporomoka na asimia hamsini🤣

Sasa izime afu washa itafika 90

Utanishukuru baadae
😹😹😹😹😹

Sister nawe mbona hufiki aisee?

 

[Tajiri Sinabay]

Ukiambiwa ulikuja dar kimya kimya kulamba asali 🤣 utakataa?

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Ndugu zangu chekeni, ila msi sahau bado niko stendi hapa

 

[mr pipa]

Bro mbona hamfiki Sasa, hapa nime anza kula mihogo niliyo beba.

Ukianza kula mbuzi tutatoka hiyo miogo we kula tu mtu una mbuzi si uza na huyo jogoo urud kwenu