Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Lamomy]

Thubutuuu, hunipatiii 😂😂😂

Kuna mwenzako anatamani kunilipua, afu bomu ninalo mie, yaan mlipuaji yeye, bomu ninalo mie, wee huogopiii?
😂😂😂

😹😹😹😹 em nipe hilo bomu nikushikie litakulipukia coca..!!

 

[Lamomy]

Mama mtumishi kuna nini tenaa?
Mbona ghaflaa sanaa? Hayaa tuletee huo ubuyuu wambea tusaule saule.

Uzii unataka kuwaka tena, hakuna kupoaaa.
Alooooh, 😂😂😂

😹😹😹😹 Nimepitwa pitwa vipi kwa wog tena?

Anataka kuchachua uzi tena? Woyoooooo 😹😹😹😹

Awahi watunza mafile tukiwepo..!!

 

[Lamomy]

JF Ukiwa serious hasa selfika, kitakulambaa, wee nata na beat tembea mbele mwendo wa ngiri, usigeuke nyuma.
😂😂😂😂

JF ni kichaka chenye wanyama wakali..!! 😹😹😹

Olu in olu kuna shengesha la mama mchungaji wog limenipita au bado nitulie nijionee..!!

 

[Lamomy]

Tena badamu batamwagiks
Nimekaa kimya sn kuepusha mengi ila naona kuna mtu amajione ye ndo bingwa

😹😹😹😹 JF haiishiwi hekaheka
Uwahi basi na huo ubuyu wog

 

[Lamomy]

Natamani kungekuwa na voice note

Dozee dozeee wog em kunywa maji kwanza 😹😹😹

 

[cocastic]

Nalala sahivi maana nina hasira mno

We usiwaze

Ulale unono, kesho uje PM

JF ni kichaka chenye wanyama wakali..!! 😹😹😹

Olu in olu kuna shengesha la mama mchungaji wog limenipita au bado nitulie nijionee..!!

Badoo, tusubiri anakuja nalo

 

[cocastic]

Spider kanyooka na suti yake..!
Nimeona ulipomquote

😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Mwenyewe sikutegemea 😥
Sema na mdomo wake lazima niushadadie ubuyu wake, alinichefua kweli kipindi kile..!! 😹😹😹😹

Watu wanaojifanya ma innocent humu ni wauzaji wakuu..!! 😹😹

Uduguu, unataka kukiwashaa mapema hivii?
Aaah taratibuu 😂😂

 

[Lamomy]

Nitakuita
Halafu wanaume wanaokula humu ht hawana kelele ila ambao wamenyimwa ss
Kwanza wabaya
Hela hawana
Bado wanaongea km wanawake au kijana aliyebalehe

😹😹😹😹
Nani kanyimwa tena?
JF haipoi

 

[cocastic]

Kumekuchaaaa 😹😹😹

Nasaka fursaa uduguu, 😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

😹😹😹😹 Mzee Wa Paris

Yaani 😂😂😂

 

[Lamomy]

Majiraniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hukuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Haya ndio mambo nayoyapendaa,
Leteee vituuu ma mchungaaaa!!!

Watu weuweeeeeeeee, watu waleee waleeee.
😂😂😂😂

Hivi nimepitwaje uduguu? 😹😹😹
Humu jana kuliwaka?
Em nismaraizie kwanza..!!

 

[cocastic]

Huyo wige nasikia alikuwa hb la kwenda na kuna pisi alizipiga humu mpaka nyingine anazikataa yeye..!! 😹😹😹

Tena alikua ni davoo wa trucks za kwenda nje ya nchi.
Kawapiga mnoo, 😂😂

 

[Lamomy]

Usipate shida ingia AL inakusaidia kutype na kusamaraizi wee unatupia hapa tu
Alooooh 😂😂

😹😹😹😹

 

[cocastic]

Huyo babu miga bana..!!
Wa vocha ni Mjep bwana ake coca 😹😹😹

😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

😹😹😹😹😹
Babu miga igweeeeeee

Aisee babu miga hataki longolongo ni mwendo wa kujisevia Morena kisha anakuja na pic za wahusika nginja nginja..!! 😹😹😹

Uduguu mbona umechachuka sanaa, kulikoniii.
😂😂😂

 

[cocastic]

Toto mashaallah! Fungua PM basi

Hafungui hadi unione mie, na humpati bila mie.
Wee haya, 😂😂

 

[Lamomy]

Kesho tukiwa off mkinukishe uzi upigwe ban kwanza

Muda ndo huu jamani njooni uzi upigwe ban kwa muda 😹😹😹

 

[cocastic]

Uduguu shemeji yako Gwapole ananiponda eti najishaua kumbe mbaya..!! Sema hajakosea kapiga mule mule 😹😹😹

😂😂😂 wee muache na heka heka take, afu shem nahisi ananichota hivi yuko mambele kwelii?
Maana sielewi elewii.

 

[cocastic]

And that's why niliamua kukaa kimya since then
Watu walinishauri niachane nayo nikaona sio case nikapotezea..
Ila naona still hizi mambo kila baada ya muda zinarudi may be zikitolewa maelezo itasaidia..

Na akili akili za watu wanadhani mi nilipotea humu

Sikupotea, nilikuwa nauguza mzazi mpk anafariki ndo maana sikuwa humu almost a yr ...
Narudi uzi umefungwa🤷‍♂️napewa story tu ...
Aisee I can't take it anymore

Ila akili za watu wanadhani nilipotea kisa huo upuuzi..

😀😀kumbe mi brand watu wanahangaika

Watu weuweeee!! Ma mchunga ni brand kubwa JF.
Wee huogopiii?