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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men who kiss their wives in the morning are said to live five years longer than men who don't.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Simulizi, Ndege wa ajabu

Lete mkuu

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Yegomasika]

jamii ndugu zangu mimi natafuta mdada wakukaa nae Stockholm awe mrembo anajielewa anione private

Mbona huko ndio nyumbani kwa ma blondes bhana, wachangamkie hao!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kumradhi[emoji818]
Kumladhi mi siijui. Nakukaribisha tuu mkuu[emoji5]

Hahahahaha

 

[moudgulf]

Ruka urukwe

[emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[mzee wa liver]

wakati wa kuzaliwa;
mtoto hupungua uzito kwa 5% mpaka 10% ndani ya siku saba mpaka kumi za kuzaliwa, baadae mtoto huongezeka kilo mbili kila mwaka mpaka atakapofikisha miaka mitano, mtoto huzaliwa na urefu wa sentimita 50, baada ya mwaka mmoja hufikisha sentimita 75 na na baada ya miaka minne hufikisha urefu wa sentimita 100.
mtoto huzaliwa na kichwa chenye mzunguko au diameter au mzunguko wa sentimita 35 na kuongezeka sentimita moja kila mwezi na baada ya miezi 12 kichwa hufikisha sentimita 46

Aiseeee

 

[mzee wa liver]

Grants nimeimiss ila nipo dayatini

Unapata grants

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ndio mambo ya wiki hii karibu na Nyama choma mbuzi

Wacha weee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Oni mai weeiiiii

 

[mzee wa liver]

"Gonga likes za kishindo ujipatie wife"

Hahahahaha

 

[mzee wa liver]

No!
I don't agree​

Hahahahaha

 

[carbamazepine]

Hicho kifo [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hakuna kitu kama hicho[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hata ukifa tutasema kafa kishujaa

 

[mzee wa liver]

19:54

21:09

 

[uniq]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] "kakitumbua" au "limtumbua" lako tamu sana

Hahahahhahah

 

[mzee wa liver]

Likes za usiku

Tamu sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hata Kiswahili mkuu. Ila kama unajua kukitafuna vizuri ki Mandarin ni bonge la advantage! Kwani bado hujachukua nondo ya Kimarekani? Au unaongelea ule wa kuzaliwa? Sasa hivi ni rahisi kulinganisha na miaka hiyo. Background kwa ajili ya security clearance siyo mbaya kivile, jitose mwanawane! [emoji23][emoji23]

Sina hata miezi minne tangu nije huku mkuu (kwa episode hii). Isitoshe, sitakaa niukane uraia wa Tanzania hata iweje. Next month nageuza zangu Koromije nikaendelee na kilimo changu cha nyanya mkuu. We inaonekana ndo ishatoka hivyo. Maisha ni popote ali mradi tu uyafurahie. That's all that matters...

 

[mzee wa liver]

Anadai zina virutubisho adimu[emoji20] [emoji20] [emoji20] [emoji20] [emoji20]

Ni kweli kabisa jaribu utajuta[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Yegomasika]

Hakuna kitu kama hicho[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hata ukifa tutasema kafa kishujaa

Huu msemo mimi huwa siuelewi aisee, eti kufa kishujaa? [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

It takes less than four minutes to decide whether you have feelings for someone.
And you wonder why she isn't replying back?