Kumbukumbu ya moja ya tarehe mbaya kutokea (Worse Date Ever)

Kumbukumbu ya moja ya tarehe mbaya kutokea (Worse Date Ever)

Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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😂😂😂
 
Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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Hahahhahahah
 
Hannah said:
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] eeh eti "mambo mengine vipi" halafu anamalizia "mtoto mzuri". Huku ananyofoa nyofoa kuku mara aingize kidole mdomoni atoe vimifupa sijui. Khaaaaah.

Mambo menginge safi Mad Max
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Hhahahahah pole...Nachukia mtu anayeingiza vidole mdomoni au anajichokonoa na toothpick bila kufunika mdomo

Table manners ni muhimu sana.
 
Mjusi_kafiri said:
Kibabe sana hii
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Ukiwa Bien mfukoni unadhani confor hamna??! Bas tu hiz shida na mbunye tunaitaka😀. 😅
😀. 🎤


Mimi madem wananipenda.sana sijui kwa nini. Huwa nawala na hakuna anayejua, akiliwa alitangaza huyo namblock na sipendi Tena story naye.

Siku Moja nimemla mama MTU mzima wa 50 yrs. Jamani alikuwa kama katoto uchi mtamu Sana. Lkn Kwa nyuma mku.nduni Pana maotea naomba ushauri nimsadie.
 
Hannah said:
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] eeh eti "mambo mengine vipi" halafu anamalizia "mtoto mzuri". Huku ananyofoa nyofoa kuku mara aingize kidole mdomoni atoe vimifupa sijui. Khaaaaah.

Mambo menginge safi Mad Max
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Ok mambo mengine vipi lakini mtoto mzuri, weekend hii tukale samaki ununio nimejirekebisha sasa hv nakula kwa adabu"Table manners "
 
Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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Daaah hukumtendea wema jamn….hilo ni wenge tu hakuamini kama mrembo ametoka nae dinner….yani ni Sawa na ss wanaume demu hukutarajia kumpata afu siku kaja gheto wenge inaweza fanya ata mb*o isisimame kabsa Au ikasimama afu kabla hujaingiza ushamwamwaga..
 
Hannah said:
Hahahaha I went out for dinner with a guy.
Tukaagiza vinywaji pale fresh tukisubiria chakula sasa.
Mimi nikaagiza makange ya samaki yeye akaagiza kuku.

Movie inaanza kwanza kwenye kiti kakaa hatulii, mara ajinyooshe , mara ajikunye, mara anyooshe miguu hadi inafika kwangu ananikanyaga anasema aah sorry bhana.

Mimi namuuliza tu "kila kitu kipo sawa"? Anasema ndio. Mara kila saa anauliza mambo mengine vipi lakini? Mara nimefurahi umekubali kutoka na mimi. Anarudia rudia kila dakika. Basi mimi nishakwazika ila najikaza tu.

Chakula si kikaja? Anakula kama ndama? Yaani ile tafuna khaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kama ng'ombe yaani yaani ni "kata kata kata nyam nyam nyamnm" halafu hiyo kuku anainyofoa vyofoa kama ana mapengo.

Halafu hatulii, mara akapiga glass na kiwiko cha mkono pombe ikamwagikia[emoji1787][emoji1787]. Nikasema hii kali.

Nilivyotoka hapo, nikamblock.
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Kitete cha kutoamini kuwa na wewe....ila pia anaweza kuwa msukuma huyo. 😅😅😅
 
Niliwahi kutoka date na mwanadada mmoja katika stories nikamtongoza akanitolea nje kwa kunikataa katakata, nikakausha japo niliumia nafsi.

Miaka miwili mbeleni anakuja kunishobokea, nikaishia kumtia kidole baada ya hisia zangu kwake kukataa siku hiyo hadi siku nyingine nikaishia kupiga BAO moja la kichoovu sana kila mmoja akashika njia yake

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