Ndugu yangu Half American, hii ni zaidi ya miyeyusho na mizinguo

[makutupora]

makutupora msikilize Huyu kijana

Hahahaha Huyu Rais mzembe sana

 

[Mallerina]

Leta number yake nikusaidie kumpigia?!

Ila kaka si ungebaki huko bush ujaribu ata kulima😂😂😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Usijali kijana mzuri, na hiyo mizigo yako acha tu nije nikufuate mwenyewe. Nitapita shortcut ya goba, nipe kama lisaa limoja hivi.

Tafuta mgahawa ukae, ujiagizie chakula nikifika nitalipia 🙂🤗.

Aisee hiyo goba ndio naisikia leo!, vipi iko karibu na hapa nilipo?.

halafu hamu ya kula hotelini natoa wapi nime ishia kula mihogo niliyo beba.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Leta number yake nikusaidie kumpigia?!

Ila kaka si ungebaki huko bush ujaribu ata kulima😂😂😂

Ndio zilikuwa shughuli zangu hizo, ila yeye aka niambia ni ushamba.

aisee sister we hauko daslam?

 

[Kadhi Mkuu 1]

acha masihara mkuu, nili jua una sema kuwa Ume mtuma bodaboda ani pokee.

Ebu njoo huku chini kwenye vinywaji upate faru joni kwanza, nipo kibanda cha kwanza hapa kuna muhudumu kavaa kobazi.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Half american katika ID nyingine.

Bro mimi siwezi kufanana na huyo Half american yeye ni nusu albino a.k.a kubwa la manusu.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Nimekuona njoo kushoto kwako utaona nimepark kluger v nyeusi nimeshusha vioo

Kaka Kama ume niona si usogee?, maana nikija wata Iba hii mizigo ya magunia.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ebu njoo huku chini kwenye vinywaji upate faru joni kwanza, nipo kibanda cha kwanza hapa kuna muhudumu kavaa kobazi.

Mkuu nikija wata Iba hii mizigo ya magunia

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Half american nusu albino nusu albino nusu albino nime kuita mara 3 huu si uungwana ujue.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Bro Manyanza na uncle Mshana Jr nyinyi si huwa mna kaa daslam?

Kama vipi mje mni pokee, sijaja kivivu niko na mbuzi, jogoo2, mihogo gunia 1 na unga wa dona

 

[Mallerina]

Ndio zilikuwa shughuli zangu hizo, ila yeye aka niambia ni ushamba.

aisee sister we hauko daslam?

Ila kulima ni ushamba hakukosea😂😂


Bolotoba anasemaje
Hayupo daslam

 

[Grahams]

Mimi nimetoka kidogo ila ngoja nikuitie babu yako Grahams aje akupokee

Yupo wapi mgeni nikampokee?

Ndiyo natoka kuvuta Kiko na Wazee wenzangu hapo Magomeni

Anitumie map ya mahali alipo ili niende chap nikampokee

Sisi Wazee tuna msemo wetu, kwamba "Mgeni aje, Mwenyeji apone" 😜

Natumai mgeni atakuwa amekuja na debe kadhaa za Mchele kutoka Kahama 🤗

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ewe 007 a.ka boyka wa vikindu Vishu Mtata mwanao niko stendi hapa, hebu sogea

 

[nyakubonga]

Nasikia watu wa mkoani wanakula chakula kingi sana, ila sio kesi...

Sikia, namtuma bajaji hapo, dogo flani amevaa sendo na shati la dtaft...

Akifika mpe hiyo mizigo, afu nisubiri hapo naja na bike kukusaidia...

 

[min -me]

Jobless tunamitihani sana kwa kwel🤔

 

[Toughlendon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 daaah

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Yupo wapi mgeni nikampokee?

Ndiyo natoka kuvuta Kiko na Wazee wenzangu hapo Magomeni

Anitumie map ya mahali alipo ili niende chap nikampokee

Sisi Wazee tuna msemo wetu, kwamba "Mgeni aje, Mwenyeji apone" 😜

Natumai mgeni atakuwa amekuja na debe kadhaa za Mchele kutoka Kahama 🤗

Aisee nyie ndio wazee wenye hekima huku mjini, mzee wangu niko hapa stendi ya magufuli toka saa 7 mchana.

Ila sijaja kivivu niko na mbuzi, jogoo2, mihogo gunia 1 na unga wa dona maana mi siwezi kula chipsi.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Jobless tunamitihani sana kwa kwel🤔

Kaka ni hatari na nusu, nika jua nime pata mchongo kumbe mchongoma.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 daaah

Bro haukai daslam?

 

[min -me]

Kaka ni hatari na nusu, nika jua nime pata mchongo kumbe mchongoma.

Wengi ni jobless tu sema hizi I'd za kujificha zina mambo🤣🤣🤣