Nukuu toka kwa Rais Magufuli (QUOTES)

[bbc]

Kuna mtu nimeambiwa hapa Zanzibar anazuia watu kutumia kisima,huyo dawa yake mnamtumbukiza kisimani akitoka atakuwa ametosheka maji.

Hiyo avatar yako inatisha!

 

[esitena tetena]

mwandishi:nje na siasa kitu gani kingine unapendelea?
Rais:Unataka nikwambie nakupenda wewe?

hahahahahaaaaa!!
uuuuwiiiiii!!!
la prezidaa noma!

 

[OKW BOBAN SUNZU]

Kwangu hakuna jibu la ovyo kama alilotoa siku ile ya waandishi,mwandishi mmoja akiuliza pamoja na kashfa ya rushwa ya 10m,akajibiwa kama unataka na wewe jiunge na chama kilichopewa milioni 10.

 

[mkubhi]

"Msema kweli ni mpenzi wa Mungu!! "

 

[ras jeff kapita]

Hizo ulizoweka sio quotes....unless uniambie hujui maana ya quotes

 

[mwamajinja mapunga]

Mwafaaa...

mkuu ni Mwafwaaa yaani mmekwisha

 

[mwamajinja mapunga]

Mwafaa!

Mwafwaaa

 

[mwamajinja mapunga]

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

Njaa [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Jelavic]

Anaewazui kuchota maji kisimani mdumbuklzeni kwenye likisima humohumo @z'bar

 

[nkuwi]

..."Sadam Hussein ni rais wa Libya no....wa Kuwait"!

2015 Uwanja wa Tungamano-Tanga!

 

[mwamajinja mapunga]

1.Jecha anastahili kupewa tuzo kwa utumishi uliotukuka.
2. Ningekuwa mm waliosema wanaimani na fulani ningewapoteza
3. I was forced by other east africa leaders to be chairman.

Phd matata sn!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] Aliisema na hii kumbe

 

[mwamajinja mapunga]

..."Sadam Hussein ni rais wa Libya no....wa Kuwait"!

2015 Uwanja wa Tungamano-Tanga!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Rais kichaa kweli huyo

 

[Tabutupu]

katerero

 

[Tabutupu]

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

haaa, nimedhani pascal mayalla kwa kisukuma ni swissme

 

[Nelly Mtengwa]

...kitu chenyewe kinaitwa mkopo, alafu watu (wanavyuo) wanakosa...!!

 

[Jipu]

Nataka niwahakikishie serikali yangu haitakua ya michakato

 

[Fabolous]

Nitapiga mnada majengo ya Wizara wakikataa kuhamia Dodoma

 

[Kaplizer]

Naomba mniombee

 

[christelly]

mwandishi:nje na siasa kitu gani kingine unapendelea?
Rais:Unataka nikwambie nakupenda wewe?

Pumba kabisa

 

[enock yusto]

Tumetengeneza barabara mtu anatoka mtwara asubuh na bajaji jioni yuko bukoba