Nukuu toka kwa Rais Magufuli (QUOTES)

[Hyungnim]

Hiiiiiiiii

hahaa!halafu anaitamka kwa kukaza uso na kufanyiza matisho kwa lafudhi ya kisukuma.Kuonyesha hatasalimika mtu ktk analolizungumza

 

[dev senior]

" eti wanasema hizi ndege zetu zina spidi ya bajaji"

Ila wabongo nuksi...

 

[Hyungnim]

Ukiemba dukani dai risiti

Hakubainisha kuwa ni kila duka au mlimani city na malls sampuli hiyo pekee?na vp yy alipowanunulia wale watu pale mwanza airport (nahisi walikuwa CCM-mtu ajitambuaye asingeenda) je alidai risiti?kazi ipo.

 

[Ifumange]

"Bora iingie meli moja inayolipa kodi kuliko kuwa na meli mia zisizo lipa kodi"

 

[MADAM T]

"Mniombee!"

 

[Amanijua]

On behalf of myself

Hiki ni kiingereza cha daraja la kwanza mkuu

 

[Lancashire]

Zungumzia na ndege, barabara, baraza dogo, nk nk

Mkuu kama unajuwa si uandike hapa kwani kuna mtu kakukataza

 

[Chakwale]

Saddam Hussein rais wa Kuwait

 

[ndoze]

"wanaolialia ni wapiga dili"

 

[justine lowasa]

sadam ni wa kuwait

 

[yokohama yokozuna]

Bukoba kila kitu nyie tu Ukimwi nyie, mto ngono nyie, katerero nyie, na sasa tetemeko nyie

What is katerero ?

 

[justine lowasa]

kwaniliyoyasoma mhhh staki kuamini kama huyu JuHa anazo timamu

 

[yokohama yokozuna]

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

Hahaaaaaa ! Mbavu zangu zina binywa kwa kucheka.

 

[nelly nashon]

Ambao hawajaleta michango yao na wailete sasa.

Huku akiwa amekunja sura.

 

[yokohama yokozuna]

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

Mayala siyo pascal.

 

[1562013]

Kuna mtu nimeambiwa hapa Zanzibar anazuia watu kutumia kisima,huyo dawa yake mnamtumbukiza kisimani akitoka atakuwa ametosheka maji.

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[Ukback255]

Mafisadi wakinishinda msiniite Rais

 

[Montserrat]

"In addition of that"

 

[mkubhi]

"Kupanga ni kuchagua"

Hii sio Kikwete ndo alisema!?

 

[bbc]

Wapiga dili hamuwezi kupata hela kwa spidi hii ninayokwenda nayo.