Nukuu toka kwa Rais Magufuli (QUOTES)

Hoshea said:

Hiiiiiiiii

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hahaa!halafu anaitamka kwa kukaza uso na kufanyiza matisho kwa lafudhi ya kisukuma.Kuonyesha hatasalimika mtu ktk analolizungumza

" eti wanasema hizi ndege zetu zina spidi ya bajaji"

Ila wabongo nuksi...

tamuuuuu said:

Ukiemba dukani dai risiti

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Hakubainisha kuwa ni kila duka au mlimani city na malls sampuli hiyo pekee?na vp yy alipowanunulia wale watu pale mwanza airport (nahisi walikuwa CCM-mtu ajitambuaye asingeenda) je alidai risiti?kazi ipo.

"Bora iingie meli moja inayolipa kodi kuliko kuwa na meli mia zisizo lipa kodi"

"Mniombee!"

nelly nashon said:

On behalf of myself

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Hiki ni kiingereza cha daraja la kwanza mkuu

mkafrend said:

Zungumzia na ndege, barabara, baraza dogo, nk nk

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Mkuu kama unajuwa si uandike hapa kwani kuna mtu kakukataza

Saddam Hussein rais wa Kuwait

"wanaolialia ni wapiga dili"

sadam ni wa kuwait

red bandama said:

Bukoba kila kitu nyie tu Ukimwi nyie, mto ngono nyie, katerero nyie, na sasa tetemeko nyie

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What is katerero ?

kwaniliyoyasoma mhhh staki kuamini kama huyu JuHa anazo timamu

swissme said:

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

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Hahaaaaaa ! Mbavu zangu zina binywa kwa kucheka.

Ambao hawajaleta michango yao na wailete sasa.

Huku akiwa amekunja sura.

swissme said:

PASCAL MAYALLA.KWA KISUKUMA NI ....


SWISSME

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Mayala siyo pascal.

Hyungnim said:

Kuna mtu nimeambiwa hapa Zanzibar anazuia watu kutumia kisima,huyo dawa yake mnamtumbukiza kisimani akitoka atakuwa ametosheka maji.

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Mafisadi wakinishinda msiniite Rais

"In addition of that"

Castr said:

"Kupanga ni kuchagua"

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Hii sio Kikwete ndo alisema!?

Wapiga dili hamuwezi kupata hela kwa spidi hii ninayokwenda nayo.